Tags: slash, violence, adorable little idiots (you know who I'm talking about), superhero!Hiccup, supervillain!Toothless, Drago is a father, rambling author who cant really think of anything to tag, ooh! Yes! Wait! incest between characters raised apart!, oh yes and slightly sexual themes but there's a rating for a reason, swearing- oh yes!.
Relationships (main): slowburn!Toothless/Hiccup, Snotlout/Astrid, Hookfang/Stormfly
Relationships (side): Baldy (OC)/Carly (OC), Onesided!Brief!Hiccup/Astrid, Belch/Barf, Fishlegs/Ruffnut, Eret/Tuffnut, Belch/Meatlug, Caleb(OC)/Barf, and maybe some others but those are a surprise to me and to you :)
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UOB, not the most prestigious university in the country, but not the worst either. Hiccup grumbled, with his merits he should've been able to get into something better.
It's not that he hated Iceland, in fact, he loved the place! But he'd planned on going out for his university years, getting to explore a little- nothing too far from home though, he may've been an explorer at heart but he wasn't outright suicidal.
But what could possibly be dangerous about going abroad, huh? Someplace nice, say the US, Canada, maybe even Japan? Tons of kids went far from home for their upper educations, so what made him so different? Was it his hair? His teeth? His superpowers? Who could ever tell?
Superpowers? Ah, yes, those. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the third, born superhero, not made, blood type P+(recorded as AB+ in human hospitals), birthdate: 29/2/1996, brown hair with a bit of red in it, green eyes, six feet (183 cms), 68 kgs (150 lbs), clan= The Vikings, Capeless of age, Father= The Chief (Stoick H. H. 1) Mother= The dragon lady(Valka H. H. née Offerman), alias= The Horrendous Haddock.
And that was just what was on his identity card.
He was going to this university in the hopes of catching his arch nemesis, Nightfury, who was planning an orchestration of the demise of the earth by roughly the February of the next year, which gave Hiccup approximately 4 months to put an end to it.
Sighing, he made his way to his college dorm, a blank looking room with two single beds on either side which were on top of their own storage sets, a small section cut out of the wardrobe underneath for a desk and a chair.
Suddenly, he was jostled against the doorframe and, though he would never admit it to his clan, tripped over his bags and fell to the ground, landing clumsily on a heap of luggage before managing to muster enough strength to lift himself up on his elbows as a guy with black hair and way too much swagger walked in. The guy turned around.
"Sorry," he said, without the tiniest hint of sincerity in his voice, his infuriating voice which made Hiccup want to throw him against a wall and keep punching till the guy stopped struggling.
Fuck! Why was he having such nasty thoughts? He almost felt bad for his dick of a roommate.
He managed to get a good look at the guy, six foot four (and wow were those four extra inches really getting to him), black hair slightly messy, lean, looked Italian or at least half, and had jelly green eyes and- oh fuck the guy was looking at him.
"Toothless," he said, that condescending look in his eye, as though he looked down on Hiccup-… he should probably have gotten off the floor by now…
Hiccup lifted himself off the floor and brushed down his clothes, before replying with a toothy grin that under normal circumstances would seem friendly, but under current circumstances seemed as though he wanted nothing more than his new roommate- Toothless, he corrected himself- 's death.
"Hiccup," he replied, "You have a weird name."
"I could say the same to you, Hicsup," Toothless smirked.
Hiccup refrained from doing anything he'd regret. Wow, first day and his roommate already had an annoying nickname for him. Great, only four more years to endure of this.
He sighed and began to unpack. He put his favorite t-shirt and a sweater on top for the formal dinner that night. He paused when he saw some of his posters, should he put them up, or would his roommate mock him even more (if that was possible).
But as it turned out, his decision was made for him. His roommate, who'd been setting up his side of the room with posters (The Dragon Master? Mindless Violence? Savage Brutality? Rabid Squirrel? Black Thunder? Stormy Crusher? Icy Devil? What was with that guy and his choice in Supervillains and music? Also, what was with that poster of five guys, one of which looked like Toothless but a year younger. The poster was titled Screams of Death and one of the people, a purple-haired guy with silver highlights had signed Skrill right under it, and that guy's eyes were seriously giving him the creeps FYI) made his way around the room and surprised Hiccup with a touch to the shoulder.
"The Chief? The Dragon Lady? The Belch? Divine Wind? Valkyrie? MCR? Why is my roommate such a nerd?" he muttered.
Hiccup took a calming breath in. 1- don't kill him, 2- don't kill him, 3- don't kill him, ah, better.
"May I ask why you don't have Horrendous Haddock 3?" Toothless asked.
Hiccup froze, "What? Why would I have him?" finally, years of trying to lose his stutter paid off.
Toothless shrugged, "Well, it's just that you have The Chief, who's his dad, The Dragon Lady, aka his mom, The Belch, his powerfather/uncle/master, Divine Wind, his best friend who's been lost for over five years, and Valkyrie, his other best friend, and co head of the Viking's Youth League."
"How do you know so much about him?"
"My brother's into him. Like, seriously, into him. I swear, it's like he's in love with him or something," Toothless laughed.
"Well, I'm not sure how to feel about him, to be honest. I mean, seriously, he's a) capeless, b) hasn't managed to win a fight against his villain ever, and frankly, he seems kind of big headed," he rolled his eyes to add to his false statement.
Toothless laughed, "That is true," Hiccup wouldn't punch him, he wouldn't, he wouldn't.
"Dude," Hiccup said, eyeing all of Toothless's posters and secretly aiming to change subject, "you're into some pretty dark stuff," he frowned, "What's that?" he pointed to the poster with Toothless and the red haired dude.
That seemed to perk Toothless up, "Oh," he said nonchalantly, "That's just my old death metal band, Screams of Death, we were together a whole four months before Skrill moved away, he was our lead screamer."
Hiccup was surprised Toothless seemed sad about that, he was pretty sure that millions of people had been saved by that breakup.
He heard a buzzing in his pocket, crap, he was going to be late to the meet up!
"Um, I'm gonna go for a walk around campus," he said.
Toothless didn't reply, but then, Hiccup figured, he doubted Toothless even cared.
He walked along to the main hall, barely able (but still able) to remember the password. He walked to the front, pulled the first person's chair twice, walked to the back pulled the fifth chair in the row four times, and walked to the principal's podium and pulled out the mic.
A door opened right by the curtains, burgundy colored wood and a big black knocker. He knocked twice. A door opened and a slide appeared. He got in it, ready in his pre-landing pose. Three minutes of sliding later and a door opened, he got ready. 3. 2. 1. He did a forward roll and landed in fight-stance, crouched on the floor with one leg behind and one leg in front tilted in a way that his front knee covered his back one, back straight, and his arms brought up in front in a ninja-style pose ready for battle.
A slow clap could be heard.
"Well, well," said an all-too-familiar voice, "If it isn't The Showoff himself, finally here to grace us with his presence, I suppose?"
Hiccup laughed and ran into the speaker's waiting arms, returning the hug, "I missed you too, Astrid."
They broke apart, "But seriously," she said, "why are you late."
Hiccup laughed, "My roommate's a dick, that's pretty much all you're getting."
"Well if you'd taken my advice and applied earlier rather than only coming because of you arch nemesis, then you could've roomed with one of the guys."
"Hey, who did end up not in their room?"
"Snotlout, he lost their contest."
"Rock paper scissors?"
"Nah, Fishlegs convinced them to do a more fair method."
"What? Tic tac toe?"
"No silly, they each wrote a number between one and twenty down on a card, turned it upside down and guessed what the sum of all their numbers were. Guess who guessed too far?"
"Snotlout."
"Yup. See, he guessed forty, since he only wrote down one… everyone else wrote down one as well, but their guesses were in the thirties."
"Ah."
"Yep."
"Who's he rooming with?"
"This new guy, Eret. He's from some place in Norway. North, I think."
"Ah, and who're you rooming with?" he asked.
"Ruffnut, duh, she's only been my best gal pal since reception."
"Whelp, that's everyone."
"Not quite, you still have to tell me more about your roommate."
"Why?"
"Um, hello, maybe you haven't noticed by now, but I'm sort of the hub of information."
"Fine, what do you want to know, oh wise hub?... OW!"
"Name? Where he's from? Family?"
"Toothless. I think he's from Italy, but he looks kind of Norwegian too-"
"You think he knows Eret?"
"Maybe. And so far I know he has a brother who's into… me."
"Wow."
"Yeah."
"Well, try not to let it go to your head."
"Haha."
He rubbed his head where a small bruise had begun to form. Enough of the small talk, sure, the last time he'd seen Astrid was at graduation over a month ago, but they needed to get down to business.
"So this is the UOB ward?" he asked.
"Yup," she replied.
He looked around at the cold, metal room. It was unimpressive to say the least. He missed the smirk from Astrid as she said, "Final ward, down."
A slab of metal that he would never have guessed was a hidden door opened in a vertical motion, and even though he was pretty sure it was clichéd, smoke came from behind the doors.
He felt a blast of cold air hit him.
"The entire training facility is set at a constant temperature of 10 degrees Celsius," she said, "Due to the fact that quite a few of the weapons are to be stored at sub-zero temperatures and end up causing everything else to go cold. It's behind that metal door due to the fact that quite a number of supervillain machines could otherwise detect it."
He nodded.
She lead him to a different room, one with beds in it.
"This is the infirmary," she explained.
He nodded again.
She turned.
"And finally the mission room, or as the boys dubbed it, the 'gaming room'."
He nodded.
"So," he said, "wanna get dinner?"
"Sure, I know this great Sushi place down on dragon's road, it's only two streets away."
"Sounds awesome," he smiled.
And they left.
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more tags will be added/tags are subject to change. Also, if you're wondering when our two little love birds will get together, I don't think it'll happen for a long time. Also, UOB= University of Berk.
-httyd4eva
peace out yo;P