Hi, I'm Syphilis Gord Linda Way, Im bout to join Hogsmeade. I am a goth so I only like black and red.
Im now wearin a black top, a black skirt, and block hookers boots. I looked really sexah. I had my ipoo and listend to MCR on the tran ther. Beside on the tran was this really hawt guy, He looked nice.
We then arrived at Hogmeade. There was a biog old man wif a long gray breard, he was called Dumbledore!
"Okk, all new students welcome to Hogmede" said Dumbledore
"All gofs go to Slitherin!" he shooted
He then sent all the others to the oher dorms but Mine was the culest. The hawt was in Slythirin too. His name was Dart, he had balck hair and had really gool jeanz. I got orge seeing him.
The room I got in SLythirin was all to myself, I put posers of MCR on thew wall, Gerald Way looked soo hotz on the wall. THEN I got a knock on my door, It was another goff girl, she had red eyes lik mea and was wearing a long black drezz.
"U new like me?" She said sexily
"Yeah" I swaid back
"My nam is Bloody Mary, I used to be called Hermonie but that name sukced" she moaned
"Thats cool, Im Syphilis" I winked back at he
We then went all around Hotmeadese and looked at cul stuf. Then I saw DART
"Hey Syphilis" he said sexily
OMG I went blacnk, I was so nervous so I started to sing a MCR song to calm me Downn
"Teenager annoy the giving shat out o me!" I sang sexily!
"OMG" Dart gasped and Bloody Mary did too.
"Ur amazing" Dart sand flirtily
"Thanks" I blushed
All of us went to back to my room, we smoked sum pot, it was good. Bloody Mary had to to portions class so me and DORTS was alone. He starred deep in my lieye's.
"Ur so botiful" he said aweetly
"U 2" i MOANED
He then slid in and kissed ME1111! We started to flake out passively. After a few sexs, he was naked. He looked HAWT, he then put his thing yin my thingy and we orged.
Another knock was on the door, It was Dumbledoor
"Anyone IN THERE! YOUR BETTER NOT BE MAKING OUT PASSIVLEY OR U WILL BE EXSKULLED! (geddit, skulls cause I'm so goffic)
We then jumped out the window but We landed 0n some mushy ground so we were ok (dont worry!) Darts thens showed me friends
"Here are my ends, Diobolo, Lucian and Navel" he said
They all were goffic and hot so I was on Cloud 911, Navel was the most sexi out of them. I then had to go to bed, I was sad I had to leave Dortz so I slit my rists when I got back to my rom. I started to cry sympathieticly.
SUDDENLY...Lucian burst ed in
"I am corny and I need WOMBAN" He cried moan
He then took out his glock and tried to ROPE ME!111! I was so sacred! Then Dartz came in and hit him with a bloody knife.
"OH NO" I shrieked "What will wed o with his body!11!"
"We will put it in Diabolo's room and make him toich the body, that way he will lock like he is the murderer!"
"Ok" I said depressed
After we dumped Lucian in Diabolo's room I spelt until da next day. I woke up and put black cloves and mad up on, I looked cul. Bloody Mary then came to my rom and got me.
As we werewalking to klass Mary moaned
"DIABOLO KILLED LUCIAN LAST KNIFE (geddit cause he was killed with a knife)" she shooted
"I know but Luciun was shat anyways" I spat
"I LOVED HIM" Bloody Mary moaned loudly!
"It is ok, you can go out with sexah Navel instead" I said happily
"NO" Bloody Mary stormed off. I was sad cause now I had no GF to smoke pot with.
I went to Klass alone, we had Snake for portions class, he sucked. Afterwards Me, Navel and Dartz went to find Bloody Mary, we found her in her room...SLITTING HER WRISTS!11"
"NOOOOO" Nawhale screamed as he tried to stop her
"I cant lif without Lucian11!" she cried
"Maybe so but I WOVE YOU MARY!" Navel said as he kissed her all selective
Then they were a couple and we burned Lucians booty, we listend to MCR while he burned, me and Darts also DID IT! Everyone was hasppy but...THE CLOUDS TURNED GREY!
Then A weird pale man with no nose and slightly goffic eyes flew on his bumstick...IT WAS VOLDEMORT!
"OH NO" Navel said while his sock was in Bloody Mary
"Who is he?" I asked
"A VERY BAD GUY" Drats excreted
"RUN" Diablowlo said running but he tripped
Voldemort shat on Diabolo "I now own you" Voldemort lauffed
"I MUST SAVE diabolo11!" I exclaimed
I turned around and charged into him shooting a spell and THEN...Voldemort was gone! Diabolo was happy cause he hates being shatted on.
We all regrouped and decided to kill Voldemort, so we ran randomly until we got to his lair. We were at the bridge to his lair and there...WAS LUCIAN11!
"Hi, goffs" he lolled
He was wearing A tape with Hilary Duff on it and green pants, he looked retorted.
"OMG, we all missed you Lucian!" Bloody Mary sremmed
"Not me" I said like a bitch
"Voldemort brought me back to lift, now I will kill the man who killed me!11!" he shooted
"Diabolo?" Navel asked loudly
"no...DARTZZZZZ11111! HE SPAMMED
We all shooted spells at Lucian except Bloody Mary cause she was confused. I used a cul spell and freed Lucian from Voldedorts control!
"WHERE AM I?" Lucian roared "Your a life and still goffic" I replied