Title: Play Nice!
Author:
Twelf Bell
Type of Writing:
A fanfic story
Summary:
Due to one of Anissina's crazy experiments, Yuuri and Wolfram are turned into -- ! From the title, you may have various assumptions!
Note:
Credits go to the main author of Kyou Kara Maoh for the characters, and to me for the idea. Very funny, 3

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The Prince ran as fast as he could with the Maoh behind him. Yuuri panted and gasped for air as he tried to catch up with his fiancé. Down the halls of the Blood Pledge Castle they went. Far behind was a certain someone...

"Hurry up, Yuuri!" yelled Wolfram, who was apparently trying to go faster. Yuuri slowed down though. In his head, he thought, Oh give me a break already... I can't go on anymore!! But when he heard the "certain someone" calling, "Heika! Stop right there, please! Wolfram! Heika!" and footsteps were heard from behind, Yuuri ran faster.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiii!" (pronounced "hee") the sound came out of Yuuri's mouth as he rushed past Wolfram and into a room with Wolfram calling from behind, "Wait for me! Yuuri!"

Yuuri held himself up on the wall and huffed and puffed in need of air as Wolfram came in wheezing in lack of air, closing the door behind him and locking it. When both Mazoku got their oxygen tank filled, they listened to the running footsteps of Anissina as it came closer and closer. Yuuri and Wolfram looked around the room they were in, in search for somewhere to hide. Apparently, they were in the maid's room and they didn't notice the shocked maids that were at the table drinking tea and gossiping whatever there was to gossip about.

"Hei--" began one of the maids, but Wolfram covered her mouth just in time, as the footsteps stopped right in front of the door. They heard a shuffle and then came Anissina's voice. "Heika! Wolfram! Only this once, please!" she yelled, as she banged on the door repeatedly, like a little kid. "Heika!"

After a few minutes, the banging stopped. The jingle of keys were heard behind the door. Keys? Wolfram and Yuuri realized that it was keys they were hearing and began to panic in fear of being found out. They ran back and forth around the room but stopped frozen in position against the wall as soon as a click was heard and silence followed. All eyes were on the door as they waited... Then...

BOOM! Anissina burst open the door so hard it startled everyone in the room. The two boys backed up against the wall and stopped frozen in fear as the pink-haired lady stomped in. She held up a ring of keys that jangled as she swung them around and around her index finger. All watched as the keys spun around and around, and Yuuri noticed that they weren't ordinary keys...

The Maoh spoke first. "A-Anissina! H-how did y-you get in h-here?!" he stammered.

"Ohohoho!" was Anissina's reply, while she put her hand to her mouth and she Oho-ed. "Why these keys of course! Ohohoho!"

Then Wolfram spoke as stammeringly as his fiancé. "B-but the only ones w-who have the k-keys to every room i-is the maids! A-and some other people!"

"Hmm?" Anissina raised her eyebrow and grinned. "That's right. But these" - she shook the keys in a mocking form - "these are my keys. I made them. This is 'Open-any-door-out-there-kun!' "

Yuuri had a face that meant no-wonder-it-looks-so-weird. Wolfram kept speaking as if he didn't want Anissina to speak any further. "W-well alright. A-and so? Why'd y-you make them f-for?"

Anissina frowned and ignored his question. "Why are you talking as if you're in freezing water?" Anissina's eyes widened at her statement and said, "Oh and that reminds me! Hei--"

But the Maoh and the Prince were already running out of the room as soon as her big blue eyes became bigger. Anissina followed after them calling repeatedly the names of the chased people. As soon as the three troublesome and noisy Mazoku left, the maids sighed and began talking at once.

"Gee, I don't think Anissina should use Heika as a test subject. I don't think Wolfram is a good one either," said one.

"That's right. Heika should never be used as anything!" agreed another.

Another nodded and then her mind was on another thing. "But where is Sir von Voltaire and Sir von Christ?"

All three maids began staring out the window in thought, as Yuuri and Wolfram yelled and ran through, around and back/forth and out of the castle gardens with Anissina close behind them. Somewhere in the castle, Gwendal knitted silently to himself as he calmed his stress. Apparently the experiment Anissina had in mind wouldn't work on Gwendal or it would have made him too... (can't tell you right now.) And somewhere in the halls, Günter skipped along as he hummed himself a song, looking for His Majesty.

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Note: Must be wondering why Günter is not going to be used in the experiment huh? Well it's almost the same as Gwendal's problem, or whatever that means. Eheh. In the next chapter is when the experiment begins and problems begin! - TB