Kh2 fan fiction "orgy's day off"
I do not own kingdom hearts or its characters
"Senpai…sennnnnpai…., senpai!" Roxas said as he was trying to get axels attention "senp-" Roxas was cut off by axel throwing his flaming chakram's at him
"what , what do you want?!" axel screamed at while towering over the blonde
"nothing really I just want to know if you wanted go to Atlantica with me?" Roxas said sheepishly trying to avoid another horrible flaming chrakam to his face.
"As much as I would like to watch you sing with you're shirt off I cant It's our day off and I need to sort out my pile of yao- I mean Yuri!" axel then ran off into his room who was flowed by Roxas intent on making blush to death [meanwhile in another part of castle oblivion]
"Ok if I tell you who I like you have to tell me who you like k?" Marluxia said with a huge grin on his face winking to Vexen.
"fine" Demyx said with a huge sigh "I like … Namine"
"Hehehe I always thought you like Kairi" Vexen said
" dude no way imagine if the curtains matched the carpet" Demyx said while trying to get the horrific image out of his mind.
"Well as promised ill tell you I … like …you!" Marluxia said with trying to keep his face straight but failing horribly as Demyx sat horrified as Zexion walked in,
"what the hell is with all the screaming in here" he said while shutting his book loudly get gain everyone's attention.
"Sexual relations!" Vexen yelled at the top of his lungs. After hearing this Zexion backed out on the room noticing that Vexen's scream was echoing in the white halls on the castle.
"Mansex is not gonna be happy" Zexion thought to himself while walking in axels room
"sexual relations!" the echo was still making its way threw the castle as it caught Roxas' attention.
"What's sex?" thought Roxas, after a few minutes of deep thought axel noticed that Roxas stoped sorting is porn.
"Hey Roxas what's up? You stopped at the FMA pictures"
"umm hey axel what's sex?" Roxas then started to worry when axel got his 'I'm-going-to-rape-you' look.
"Hehehe ill show yo-" (insert hardcore axel x Roxas smut here)
"wow that was mind blowing but I'll never do that again" Roxas then started to sort Axels' smut pile. Axel meanwhile was stuck in bed his mind trying to keep up with the freak sex he just Mansex's office
"sexual relations!" Vexen now regretted yelling.
"Dammit Vexen how am I supposed to enjoy sucking on Saix's big wrinkly chocolate bar with you yelling profanities all the time?" he said angrily. Whilst munching on Saix's chocolate,
"Dammit what did I say about eating my chocolate Mansex?!" Saix said as he walked in with a murderous look on his face.
"Oh shit" Mansex then tried to get rid of the evidence while Saix came ever closer
"THIS IS FOR MY CHOCOLATE!" Saix snarled as he grabbed his superior by his black cloak and held him high above his head.
"Put me down or so help me ill… ill take away you're ummm-" before he could finish Saix threw him into the heart shaped moon.
"I'm blasting off again!" Mansex said as he flew into his kingdom hearts. Saix chuckled happily and took his chocolate bar from the sofa Mansex sat on and started to eat as he left the room.
"Hey where's Mansex" said Zexion his eyes not moving from his book.
" if you want to speak with the superior you'll need a few blow horns because he just became one with kingdom hearts" Saix said while stuffing his face with his chocolate
"huh and I thought you too would always be together" Zexion said sarcastically. Saix gave Zexion a foul look at walked off to eat his chocolate in peace. "Well now that Saix threw Mansex into kingdom hearts I guess ill have to be the new leader" he said with a grin "my first act … KILL XIGBAR"
THE END