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To: DRAGONSLAVEurA$$ hotmail.com

From: UnknownSender aol.com

Lina: What in the nine hells? Who in their right mind would send me an online survey? Oh well, might as well take it, nothing better to do right now.

Lina's Survey:

1. First Name: Lina

2.Were you named after anyone?: Not that I'm aware of...and who cares anyway?!

3.Do you wish on stars?: Of course not, I don't believe in superstition.

4. Which finger is your favorite?: I really favor the middle ones, can you guess why?

Gourry: No. Why?

Lina: (blinks) Where did you come from?!

Gourry: I don't know...what we're we talking about?

Lina: I'm trying to take a survey, now please leave, jelly fish brains!

5. When did you last cry?: I don't cry!...Okay fine, about a year ago.

6. Do you like your handwriting?: Sometimes, I prefer typing instead.

7. What is your favorite lunch meat?: Bologna...maybe turkey...damn it, can't I pick more than one?!

8. Any bad habits?: I tend to blow things upon a regular basis.

Gourry: Yah, tell me about it.

Lina: Didn't I tell you to leave?!

9. What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf?: A Brittany Spears CD. But it's not mine! I swear!

10. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: Of Course! Not many people are privileged enough to be friends with the most beautiful sorceress in the world. I mean come on .

Gourry: Uh..Lina...?

Lina: Shut up Gourry!

11. Are you a daredevil?: Let's see, I've had to save the world how many times now? I think I'm the biggest daredevil out there.

12. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell?: Not that I can think of.

13. Do looks matter?: I guess in a way, I'm not going to date someone that looks like they spent a few hours in a blender.

14. How do you release anger?: ...By blowing things up.

Zelgadis: No kidding.

Lina: Zel?! Will you people quit interrupting me?!!

15. Where is your second home?: Anywhere away from Luna.

16. Do you trust others easily?: No way! Only an idiot would accept candy from strangers.

Gourry: Candy?! Where?!!

Lina: (blows everyone away with a dragon slave) Ahem.

17. What was your favorite toy as a child?: I could use magic, who needs toys?

18. What class in school do you think is totally useless?: Algebra. Who cares how E=Mc2?

19. Do you have a journal?: Yah, but it's private, as in none of your business!

20. Do you use sarcasm a lot?: No, an angle like me? (reeks with sarcasm)

21. Have you ever been in a mosh pit?: I got pulled into on at a concert once. But Gourry got me out.

Val: A Brittany Spears concert by chance?

Lina: (glares) Shut up...shut up...SHUT UP!!!!

Val: I think that...I need to take my pet fish for a walk... (leaves before he is killed).

22. What do you look for in a guy/gir?l: They can't be a total perv or anything. I hate men who are just after my body.

Xellos: (Grins) Hey, Lina...

Lina: GO AWAY YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xellos: I was just going to ask if you knew where my pet fish went to. Jeez, you don't have to be so bitchy...

Lina: What...was...that...? (flames of anger grow in her eyes)

Xellos: I said my nose is itchy...must be poison ivy... (walks off)

24. What are your nicknames?: Unfortunately, people call me the "Bandit Killer" and "Dragon Spoofer"

25. Would you bungee jump?: Hell no! I don't feel like getting my skull cracked open, thank you very much.

26. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: It's a complete waste of time! I just kick them off.

27. Do you think that you are strong?: Damn straight!

28. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?: How can you ask a question like that?! No one in their right mind could choose just one!

Amelia: Chocolate. There, I did it.

Lina: (glares) Amelia...

Amelia: (laughs nervously) Ehehehe...gotta go, bye! (runs off)

Lina: How are you people even getting here in the first place?!!!

29. Shoe Size?: Oh come on. This is a question that a girl has no right answering.

30. What are your favorite colors?: I like red and black. Orange is good too.

31. What do you fear most?: Luna!

32. How many wisdom teeth do you have?: All of them. I'll be damned if ant Dentist comes with in 5 feet of my mouth.

33. How many people have a crush on you right now?: I have...no idea.

34. Who do you miss most right now?: Not Luna, that's for sure!

35. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back?: (shrugs) I guess. Wouldn't matter either way.

36. What color pants are you wearing?: They're kinda reddish pink.

37. What are you listening to right now?: One of my CDs. NOT Brittany Spears!

Lina: (looks around, waiting for someone to make a comment) Okay then...

38. Last thing you ate?: Three chicken legs, four ham sandwitches, a bowl of beef stew, and a Chalupa.

Val: The survey said the last thing you ate. As in one thing. You're such a gluton...

Amelia: Don't get her mad! She's going to--

Lina: DRAGON SLAVE!!!!

39. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: Wha..? Who would want to be a crayon?

40. What is the weather like right now?: It's rainy outside, which is why I'm on the computer.

41. Last person you talked to on the phone?: Zelgadis.

42. The first things you notice about the opposite sex?: Height?

43. Do you like the person who sent you this?: I don't even know the person who sent me this!

44. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?: Getting rather pissed off actually. And what's with all the capital letters all of a sudden?

45. FAVORITE DRINK: Soda

46. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Wine.

47 FAVORITE SPORT: Blowing things up!

48. YOUR HAIR COLOR: I'm a red head.

49. YOUR EYE COLOR: Red

50. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?: Nope.

51. SIBLINGS: My older, and very scary sister Luna

52. FAVORITE MONTH: (shrugs) I dunno, you pick for me.

53. FAVORITE FOOD: Again you're asking me to pick just one?!!

54. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: The new Harry Potter movie. My magic is so much better than his.

55. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: There's 365 of them. Why should just one stand out?

56. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?: (blushes) No way, 'course not...

57. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?: Screw happy endings, Horror all the way!

58. SUMMER OR WINTER?: Summer I guess. I don't like the cold very much.

59. HUGS OR KISSES?: ...I don't know...

Xellos: I can help with that. (winks)

Lina: Come any closer, and You'll regret it.

60. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?: Relationships! One night stands are so pointless.

61. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?: Like I said, doesn't matter to me.

62. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?: Maybe Amelia. Or Zel. I'm sure Gourry won't even be able to figure this thing out.

63. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?: Like I said, I'm sure Gourry won't figure it out.

64. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: Sister and parents. Planning to move out as soon as I can.

65. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?: Different mangas here and there.

66. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Eww...I crushed a bug with my mouse.

67. FAVORITE BOARD GAME: I guess Monopoly?

68. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?: Stuff.

69. FAVORITE SMELLS: FOOD!!!

70. FAVORITE SOUNDS: Hopefully this is not supposed to be a perverted question.

71. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ANYONE?: Me? Have a crush? HA! Yeah right...

72. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP?: Breakfast! FOOD!!!

Lina: Thank the Gods, the quiz is over! I think I'll send it to Zel, he needs something to do with his life. Those questions were so pointless, dumb as hell.

Gourry: Hey Lina, you never told me, why do you like your middle fingers the best?

Lina: (sighs) Never mind Gourry...

Sin: Chappy one is all done with! Rin gets to do the next chapter, which is going to be Zelgadis' quiz! Be lookin forward to it! Sorry if this one was really random, I couldn't think of a whole lotta funny stuff for this chappy. Hope you like it none the less!

Gourry: Common Lina, tell me!

Lina: Forget it Jelly Fish!

Sin: Please R&R! We promise to update soon!