All right, you have seen Heaven right? From Magenta's point of view? Well,
I did speak of Dr. Scott going to hell, right? Well…let's see what happened
to him…from his point of view!
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I looked around the tunnel that I seem to have fallen into. It is long and hollow. I try to run towards the white light, but as I vheel forward on my vheels, the tunnel gets longer as I run! It is very veird, but then I turn around vheel towards the red and fiery place, wherever that is, the tunnel gets as normally planned, shorter.
Dr. Scott: "Where am I?"
Satan's Friend Paul: "Hell-I man, Hello! How are you? I am Satan-I mean Santa's friend, Paul! I will lead you to Satan-Santa!"
Dr. Scott: "Alright, but I have met him before. He called me a Nazi!"
Paul: "That is why you are down here, Silly!"
Dr. Scott: "Vhat?!"
Paul has disappeared as I look around. Some strange constructional excuse of a man, I think to myself. I look around some more and all I find are different chambers with numbers up to 100. I look back at the tunnel that I have came from and there is a sign that says:
"Welcome to the 100 Tunnels of Hell".
Dr. Scott: "Santa lives in hell?"
Bob: "YES!"
Dr. Scott: "Ok." *shrugs*
Later, Paul returns with a big man who is very strong and his skin is red.
Satan: "So, why are you here?"
Dr. Scott: "Well,"
Satan: "No, wait, name." *he has a clipboard with a pen in his right hand.*
Dr. Scott: "Dr. Scott."
Satan: "Oh, you're the one who doesn't care if someone calls him a Nazi, and lets others take care of your own business-who doesn't deny being a Nazi either!"
Paul: "Satan, don't waste your time on him, throw him in one of the chambers and let him face torture for what he did…besides, he's just a Nazi anyway."
Satan: "You are completely right, Paul. Throw him in number…er…89!"
Paul: "That one is being filled by the people from the Clofaze Project, can he take 90?"
Satan: "Fine, just do away with him!"
Dr. Scott: "So what kind of torture do I get?"
Paul: "The worst ever."
I am left in an empty room. Ha! No torture! Maybe they think that I cannot amuse myself? Ha! Easy to overcome the anger in my body…huh huh. What is this? Someone is coming out of the darkened doors in the left corridor. Who is this? Someone wearing high heels and fishnets! Someone like…FRANK! But how could it be? He vhas killed!
Frank: "Dr. Scott! Why hello!"
Dr. Scott: "You-you killed me! Where are you coming from?"
Frank: "Why, heaven of course! YOU however, were sent to hell for not denying that he was a Nazi. So, I am here to torture you."
Dr. Scott: "Well, how are you going to torture me?"
Frank: "Well, you saw the middle of the movie, where I go into Brad and Janet's beds?"
Dr. Scott: "OH NO!!"
FRANK: "OH YES!!" Frank jumps on top of Dr. Scott, as predictable as Dr. Scott screams for any help that he can get, though there is none because no body cares about him because he is evil and not only that, but he is in hell, there is no love, silly! Anyway, tune in next time for Purgatory! Brad and Janet go there!!
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I looked around the tunnel that I seem to have fallen into. It is long and hollow. I try to run towards the white light, but as I vheel forward on my vheels, the tunnel gets longer as I run! It is very veird, but then I turn around vheel towards the red and fiery place, wherever that is, the tunnel gets as normally planned, shorter.
Dr. Scott: "Where am I?"
Satan's Friend Paul: "Hell-I man, Hello! How are you? I am Satan-I mean Santa's friend, Paul! I will lead you to Satan-Santa!"
Dr. Scott: "Alright, but I have met him before. He called me a Nazi!"
Paul: "That is why you are down here, Silly!"
Dr. Scott: "Vhat?!"
Paul has disappeared as I look around. Some strange constructional excuse of a man, I think to myself. I look around some more and all I find are different chambers with numbers up to 100. I look back at the tunnel that I have came from and there is a sign that says:
"Welcome to the 100 Tunnels of Hell".
Dr. Scott: "Santa lives in hell?"
Bob: "YES!"
Dr. Scott: "Ok." *shrugs*
Later, Paul returns with a big man who is very strong and his skin is red.
Satan: "So, why are you here?"
Dr. Scott: "Well,"
Satan: "No, wait, name." *he has a clipboard with a pen in his right hand.*
Dr. Scott: "Dr. Scott."
Satan: "Oh, you're the one who doesn't care if someone calls him a Nazi, and lets others take care of your own business-who doesn't deny being a Nazi either!"
Paul: "Satan, don't waste your time on him, throw him in one of the chambers and let him face torture for what he did…besides, he's just a Nazi anyway."
Satan: "You are completely right, Paul. Throw him in number…er…89!"
Paul: "That one is being filled by the people from the Clofaze Project, can he take 90?"
Satan: "Fine, just do away with him!"
Dr. Scott: "So what kind of torture do I get?"
Paul: "The worst ever."
I am left in an empty room. Ha! No torture! Maybe they think that I cannot amuse myself? Ha! Easy to overcome the anger in my body…huh huh. What is this? Someone is coming out of the darkened doors in the left corridor. Who is this? Someone wearing high heels and fishnets! Someone like…FRANK! But how could it be? He vhas killed!
Frank: "Dr. Scott! Why hello!"
Dr. Scott: "You-you killed me! Where are you coming from?"
Frank: "Why, heaven of course! YOU however, were sent to hell for not denying that he was a Nazi. So, I am here to torture you."
Dr. Scott: "Well, how are you going to torture me?"
Frank: "Well, you saw the middle of the movie, where I go into Brad and Janet's beds?"
Dr. Scott: "OH NO!!"
FRANK: "OH YES!!" Frank jumps on top of Dr. Scott, as predictable as Dr. Scott screams for any help that he can get, though there is none because no body cares about him because he is evil and not only that, but he is in hell, there is no love, silly! Anyway, tune in next time for Purgatory! Brad and Janet go there!!