Okay, kiddies, I'm back again and more vicious and twisted as ever evil laughter. Ahem. Guess I could use some Prozak after all… Anyhow, another Eminem/Digimon mix, and, for the billionth time, I do not own either of them, so not to worry, Mr. Matters, Mr. Saban and Toei Animation. Imagine Palmon. Not the way you saw her in the series, but rough and tough Palmon. Tatoos, piercing, mohawk hairdo, torn acid jeans and T shirt etc (good God, I think I scared myself to death…). Now when you've imagined her, do go on and read the sh*t I wrote below. Guess it should be funny. If you have time, drop me a review, okay?
Over and out,
God bless! ^^
CLEANIN' OUT MY CLOSET (I'M SORRY, MIMI)
Have you ever had your needles and leaves manicured?
I have, I've been painted with lipstick and sprayed with perfume.
I rap my wicked rhymes and look at the times,
And I'm so f'n glad that girl's left behind.
All those Blue Blasters and Shockers and all them fireballs exploding,
Evil Digimon, I could blew 'em all off and keep going,
Cause all this sh*t is nothing when compared to Mimi -
That stupid little crybaby, she gave me no f'n living.
She always had a sour face, like there was sh*t in her mouth,
And if she hadn't left herself, I'd just kick her out.
Look at me now, I bet you probably sick of me now,
Ain't you Mimi, I make you look so ridiculous now...
[CHORUS]
I'm sorry, Mimi, I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry,
But tonight I'm cleaning out my closet,
{One more time}
I said I'm sorry Mimi, I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry,
But tonight I'm cleaning out my closet...
I got some skeletons in my closet and I don't know if no one knows it.
I can't hold myself back anymore, I will expose it.
From the very first second we met, you and me,
I hated you, you stupid Britney Spears wonnabe
I was just Tanemon, I was just a couple of months,
When you arrived with your Digidestined bunch.
And when you were leaving I didn't even want to tell you goodbye,
I hoped that wagon would crash and you would just f'n die!
It took me all my strength just to stay by your side,
You p*ssed me off all the time, all the time, but I tried
To make it work with you at least for others' sake.
But then, as Lillimon, oh I did such a mistake,
I can't forgive myself for it even this day.
So many times I used to carry your ass through the air
And it still hurts to remember your grip on my hair.
I was so stupid then, no doubt I was dumb,
I didn't shake you off, letting you drop.
Cause if you'd died, sh*t it would be good for us both,
And the world would be spared of this Digimon show...
[CHORUS]
Now I would never diss a 10 y.o. just to get recognition,
Yeah, I wouldn't go down on some darn little sissy.
But put yourself in my position, just try to envision
Her b*tching all the time about the bath she is missing,
And throwing fits ten times a day with no reason.
You made me believe I look good in pink when I wasn't,
Now I dress like punk, to make you sick to your stomach.
Do you remember that dress that you once made for me, huh?
When everyone dropped on their ass as they laughed at me, huh?
I wear torn jeans and Ts now, you should have seen me, it's beautiful,
But you won't, cause I will only come to your funeral!
That other sh*t that you did, you did me so f'n wrong,
You tortured my ears, while you thought you were singing a song.
"I'm gonna sing this song to bring Shogumon 'round" - you brought me headache, you did.
You little b*tch, I hope you f'n burn in hell for this shit!
And when Wizardmon died, oh how I wished it were you…
Well guess what, you deserved it for what you put me through.
[CHORUS]
Over and out,
God bless! ^^
CLEANIN' OUT MY CLOSET (I'M SORRY, MIMI)
Have you ever had your needles and leaves manicured?
I have, I've been painted with lipstick and sprayed with perfume.
I rap my wicked rhymes and look at the times,
And I'm so f'n glad that girl's left behind.
All those Blue Blasters and Shockers and all them fireballs exploding,
Evil Digimon, I could blew 'em all off and keep going,
Cause all this sh*t is nothing when compared to Mimi -
That stupid little crybaby, she gave me no f'n living.
She always had a sour face, like there was sh*t in her mouth,
And if she hadn't left herself, I'd just kick her out.
Look at me now, I bet you probably sick of me now,
Ain't you Mimi, I make you look so ridiculous now...
[CHORUS]
I'm sorry, Mimi, I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry,
But tonight I'm cleaning out my closet,
{One more time}
I said I'm sorry Mimi, I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry,
But tonight I'm cleaning out my closet...
I got some skeletons in my closet and I don't know if no one knows it.
I can't hold myself back anymore, I will expose it.
From the very first second we met, you and me,
I hated you, you stupid Britney Spears wonnabe
I was just Tanemon, I was just a couple of months,
When you arrived with your Digidestined bunch.
And when you were leaving I didn't even want to tell you goodbye,
I hoped that wagon would crash and you would just f'n die!
It took me all my strength just to stay by your side,
You p*ssed me off all the time, all the time, but I tried
To make it work with you at least for others' sake.
But then, as Lillimon, oh I did such a mistake,
I can't forgive myself for it even this day.
So many times I used to carry your ass through the air
And it still hurts to remember your grip on my hair.
I was so stupid then, no doubt I was dumb,
I didn't shake you off, letting you drop.
Cause if you'd died, sh*t it would be good for us both,
And the world would be spared of this Digimon show...
[CHORUS]
Now I would never diss a 10 y.o. just to get recognition,
Yeah, I wouldn't go down on some darn little sissy.
But put yourself in my position, just try to envision
Her b*tching all the time about the bath she is missing,
And throwing fits ten times a day with no reason.
You made me believe I look good in pink when I wasn't,
Now I dress like punk, to make you sick to your stomach.
Do you remember that dress that you once made for me, huh?
When everyone dropped on their ass as they laughed at me, huh?
I wear torn jeans and Ts now, you should have seen me, it's beautiful,
But you won't, cause I will only come to your funeral!
That other sh*t that you did, you did me so f'n wrong,
You tortured my ears, while you thought you were singing a song.
"I'm gonna sing this song to bring Shogumon 'round" - you brought me headache, you did.
You little b*tch, I hope you f'n burn in hell for this shit!
And when Wizardmon died, oh how I wished it were you…
Well guess what, you deserved it for what you put me through.
[CHORUS]