Mary-Su- Eh, Angel Goes To Konoha

It all started when a strange girl entered the village of Konoha. She had very dark, silky hair that only just reached her shoulders and bright, blue eyes. She was very beautiful and no one could ever believe that she was a shinobi of the Hidden Lipsticks. She was very nice and smart and talented and she was… perfect. Not one flaw.

"Leo, this village sucks," she remarked dryly. Leo, her best friend, servant and the one who had been crushing on her for years, nodded.

"Yes Angel-sama, I totally agree with you." Angel nodded, her hair dancing in the wind as almost every boy in Konoha village looked up and somehow immediately fell in love with her.

One of these boys, was Naruto. A blond-haired Chuunin, who happened to walk by and notice her standing in the frontgate. Next to him was Sasuke, a black-haired Chuunin who didn't look interested at all, but secretly loved her already.

"Ooooh, you're so cute!" Naruto exclaimed, pointing at Angel, who glanced at him. She then looked at the ninja besides him and blushed, noticing the way he stared at her. He looked at her with desire and lust and couldn't wait for them to be alone and… spar. Yes, spar.

"Thank you. Are you the Nine-Tails?" Naruto nodded.

"Good, I have a demon inside of me too. The two-tailed Rabbit, even though Rabbit's don't really have any tails, just a little ball… or whatever, but it doesn't matter. Isn't it KAWAIIIIII?" Naruto nodded more, before pulling the girl into a big hug.

"I think I'm so in love with you!" he said. Angel didn't really pay attention, but could only look at Sasuke, who was winking at her suggestively and pointing to his big-ass mansion, which had a big-ass bed.

"Well, that makes a lot of you," she replied, and started counting. "Gaara, Sasori, Itachi-"

"Wait, my BROTHER is in love with you? That's it, I'm so jealous!" Sasuke said, throwing his hands up in the air.

"-You, Shikamaru, though I'm not supposed to know his name yet, Kiba, Shino, not supposed to know their names either, Lee, Gai, Kakashi-"

"OMIGAWD! It's Orochimaru!" Naruto said, pointing at the snake-like man that stood on top one of the many roofs. Angel paused and blinked, looking at the man.

"You were the one who killed my parents, which gives me a very sad history! Die like the snake you are!" With that, Angel jumped towards Orochimaru and killed him in only two minutes, using the famous Summoning no Jutsu to summon her big-ass Dragon, Mandork.

Everybody looked at her with shocked faces, before they started cheering.

"I think I'll make you Hokage!" Tsunade said, hiccupping as she held a sake bottle. "You are way more suitable than Naruto or me! Here, have his robes!"

"No, I couldn't," Angel said, looking shyly. "I do not wish to take the title from Naruto."

"Oh, don't worry! I don't care, I'll give up my dream if it means having you for a Hokage!" Naruto beamed, giving her another hug. Suddenly, Sasuke walked up to her and confessed his eternal love for her.

And they all lived happily ever after.

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A/N: So… well… don't have anything to say o.o… I have no idea if this has ever been used… and I don't really care. Mehe. I hate Mary-Sue's, so this is just a parody. As you might have guessed XDD

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto.