Ohayou and Koonichiwa! I'm Zork, your loveable mass murderer! Anyway, This is a Yu-Gi-Oh (Which to my great disappointment, I do not own) So, if you don't like YGO, scary stuff…or you don't like me…sniff sniff…Then go away. A side note if you will: I LOVE REVIEWS! Good, bad, or ugly, I really don't care, I just want to know how people like my work (or don't like) SO, on Diabound, on Blue Eyes, on Black Magician, to the night we ride, bringing non-holiday cheer to everyone!  Another note aside from my unusual cheeriness, for one reason or another, a couple things don't appear when I upload the new files, so they might be changed out regularly while I try and figure out WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON! Grrr….I hate computers….Also I'll be changing the rating to R for content/language/sexual scenes and later drug use, so yeah…Yay for old people! Don't you just love upates?

Black Magician: looks at Blue Eyes How the hell did he get us to do this?

Blue Eyes: Baaaaa Baaaa

Black Magician: WTF!?

Diabound: Moronic Mortals……

Black Magician: mutters Bastard…

Zork: whips them Onward we go!

                        Arigatou!

The 13th Gate, Prologue

 

The sun gently sank below the Egyptian skyline, sending the huge shadows of the Great Pyramids out onto the Nile, a small jeep scurries under one of the gigantic shadows, in it a khaki color hair young man, "So, Isis, your sure about this, you really want to go in?" He took a quick glance down at the small monitor, on it a beautiful dark woman, her hair laying over her shoulders, "Of course I'm sure Malik, it seems safe, and from our tests, it seems totally harmless."
            "Yes, well many things seem harmless at first sister, but not everything is as it seems, right?"
            "I suppose, but since our tests provided us with sufficient information, I'll be going in tomorrow, no questions asked, and will you be coming along?"
"Of course, if you are! I'm not about to let you go in someplace like that alone!" he narrowed his eyes, the "place" was a new tomb they had discovered earlier that week, a planed manned expedition was going down tomorrow to explore the deeper chambers of the tomb that the robots couldn't reach. Isis blew him a kiss and thanked him for his cooperation before the monitor flicked off, at the same time, the setting sun burst into view off the side of the largest of the great pyramids. Malik brought the jeep to a stop on the dusty plains and leaned his head back, he was wearing a black tank top, suitable for the Egyptian day, but not for the night, he'd freeze out in the dark, and his brown shorts didn't help either. The sun was almost gone from the sky, all the tourist where almost gone as well, good, he thought, they where annoying anyway, something was still bothering him though. It was the hieroglyphs from the new tomb, he'd never seen any like them before, one looked like an upturned pyramid above a black sphere. It was the kind of thing that gave you goose bumps for no apparent reason. Maybe he should call Yugi and see if anything clicked with the pharaoh, probably not, but it wouldn't hurt anything to try would it? The trucked hummed back to life, dirt was thrown into the air as it sped away, heading back towards the ancient city of Cairo.