Since we can't have an author's note as a chapter anymore, I will post this as a story…

Amanda walked into the RRTS barracks and stood at the bottom step. The men, Sarge and Aidan all looked at her, their packs ready and loaded for combat.

"Listen up, men!" Amanda called to them. "Story's been canceled!"

There was a general out cry from the men.

"I don't believe this shit, why?" Sarge asked.

"Because, I just bought the Doom book, and it turns out I have you guys all wrong!" She cried in desperation at her own stupidity. "I want to make this the best story there is, and now I feel I have done you all a great injustice." Amanda said as she hung her head in shame.

"That's alright, baby." Duke said as he unpacked his bag,

"Yeah, now we get to take that R&R we never got." Mac copied Duke and unpacked his bag, and the rest followed suit.

"You're not going to make Goat too much like the one in the book though, right?" Aidan said as the thought of human scalps rotting away in his footlocker made her shudder. Goat nodded in agreement.

"No, I'm going to mix everyone's book character with their movie character… and I might mix more of one then the other."

"So it is coming back then?" Destroyer asked.

"Yeah, it'll come back bigger and better than ever!"

"You won't change the plot too much?" Reaper questioned as he and Aidan looked at each other.

"No, I'll keep the basic premise I've already set up, but I'll be changing the story around… Ooohraah?"

"Ooohraah!" They replied in affirmative.

"Alright men… readers, expect the new revamped story this summer… Dismissed!"