Rated: PG
Disclaimer: I own nothing, because if I did, Sofia would so have been mauled by the bear. Go read CSInut214's story…you'll understand! I was sitting there, and when the ep started, I was saying to myself, "You know, Self, they haven't added the Evil Blonde Bitch to the cast intro…maybe she's not long for this world." Then we get to the end, and Sofia said "I really enjoyed working with you". The past tense was instantly noticed, and I'm going "YES YES YES! Buh-bye!" Then, we get "Have dinner with me." "Okay." fade to black NOOOOOO!
Spoilers: Unbearable (good title, as it also was unbearable to watch those last 5 minutes)
A/N: The title of this should be familiar to any of you out there who watch Spike TV, which airs 2 reruns of CSI every night during the week. If you're like me, you do this because Santa is a poo-head and brought you clothes for Christmas, instead of the CSI seasons on DVD that you asked for. Ah well. A few of these can be credited to my beta, Afissa Shah. She doesn't have TV, so I was trying to explain to her the horror that was the piece-of-crap episode this past week, and she gently guided me to some of these realizations. Hope everyone enjoys, and please review! I love reviews! Also, if you guys have any you want added, I'll happily add more. ;P
I've Learned…
When you find yourself screaming and waving your arms at the TV, you realize that the writers really have you by the short-hairs. You also scare your husband.
Despite the fact that hissing at the TV whenever certain blondes appear makes you feel better, it makes those around you nervous, and apparently has no effect on the writers.
We should at no point expect the writers to do what we want. I'm actually pretty sure they read our fanfic and do the dead opposite of what we want.
The people on this forum ROCK, and would make much better writers for the show. The producers should give the characters to us for an episode or two. It would be great! Well, it would most likely be a mass orgy, but it would be great!
The blonde bitch on 'Alias' that messed up the whole Sydney/Vaughn dynamic for AN ENTIRE SEASON turned out to be evil and was killed. I hold out similar hope for CSI.
Some people feel that if the sexual tension between Sara and Grissom were ever resolved, it would ruin the show. This is simply not true.
After being a die-hard fan of CSI from the get-go, you occasionally have random thoughts when someone pisses you off, like "You know, I could probably kill him/her and get away with it…"
A true CSI addict cannot listen to any station of the radio without thinking, "Aww…that is the perfect song for (insert couple of choice here; for me is GS all the way)!"
That's all for now…if I get some good suggestions, I'll add another chapter. Thanks all!