The Green Shady LP Part 1; Stan/Kill You/B**** Please



A/N: I am Green Shady and i dont own PpG Cartoon Network and Craig McKracken handle them critters. Im Love eminem so that what my name is; green shady. I was adopted in this story. And the A in the A. Proffessor stands for Austin (Austin Proffesor instead of Austin Powers LOL Get it? Wink Wink) And Slim Shady/Eminem/Alex band/Britney are famous PPL not me.


"I can't belive you listen to him Shady!" Blossom says to Green Shady, the apdopted puff. Shady responded, "Why what's wrong with him?" "Let me put it this way, Buttercup cant even listen to him." Blossom said looking straight at her school book. "How disgracefull!He got the cover of Rolling Stone!" Blossom spewed as she pulled the mag from her book and waved the magazine around. Shady raised her eyebrow and said"I thought you were studying, Blossom.". "Yes me too." said Proffessor as Blossom turend a high red. "Um...I..Well..Uh..I...Well..Uh...SHE LISTENS TO EMINEM." She blurted. "Truly an excuse." He said rolling his eyes. "Personaly, you care to much about other people that you might not pass 8th grade." Blossom started crying. "It's true. Your too much of a socialist." Bubbles chirped in. "What ARE you listening to?" Professor asked Shady. "Eminem." She responded quietly. The proffessor smiled. "M and M, sounds cute" He chuckled. Then he turnedy sharply cold and said, "Shady! please watch Blossom study! Or shes grounded!"

"What?" Said Shady. Blossom gave shady a scornfull look. "Hey it's not my fault. Oh! Wow I did'nt know Alex Band was dating Britney Spears!" "Hey!" Blossom perked. "What this on Alex's face? I love him, Die Britney...And I'd Kiss his...WHAT?!?!?!" "Hey thats mine." Blossom grabbed the magazine back before Shady could read the rest. "Fine suit yourself!" Said Shady as she left.

LATER AT SCHOOL~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~

"Hey Shady!"Wuzzup Shady?" "Welcome Back Shady!" The class chimed. "Thanks!" She responded humbly. She had been missing school beacuse she was in the orphanage. It was her first day in a while. "Today in class were going to take a suprise field trip to the town prak! We will have A Scavenger Hunt! Well have teams of 4, YOUR CHOICE! Now, find your partners!" Said Mr. Manne.

BACK AT THE RANCH A LETTER ARIVES FOR SHADY.
Dear Shady,
This is Stan. Whats up? hows your new family! Guess What? I got one too! When you left I got even more miserable but now i have family but your still the only one who knows what its like for us kids growing up. Please Call me Shady! Your the only friend I have!These people think I have a problem. And im begining to think so too. I aslways feel like I want to kill myself. Please help me.
From, Stan
555-****

Blossom picks up the letter and hides it. "Blossom, Please go lie down. You have a fever." The proffessor sighes. "Yes sir." she smiles. "She'll regret it! Oh Yes SHE WILL!" Blossom whispered evily to her self. "STAN WILL DIE!"