This style of story writing I got off my sister. She also has/had an account. Oh yes, this story is rated T for safety. Not sure if it could register as a K+ but I'd like to go T to be safe.

Disclaimer: I do not own Code Lyoko, or anything else. But, if I did own Code Lyoko (or anything else), I would gladly cut my left arm off and beat someone with it.

Quick Thinking

Yumi: -kicks open Jeremie's door-

All (except Jeremie): HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Jeremie: Sigh. How many times do I have to say, IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!!!

Odd: -holding cake- Oh. Then whose birthday is it?

(All eyes move towards the sky)

Odd: It's the sky's birthday!?

Yumi: Does the sky even have a birthday?

Jeremie: I don't know. We just needed to look at something.

All: Ah.

Jeremie: …

Odd: Look out!!!!

All: AH!!!

(Everyone falls to the floor)

Yumi: Wait…what are we dodging?

Ulrich: Yeah…what ARE we dodging?

Odd: Nothing. The situation just needed some action.

(Aelita walks through door)

Aelita: Uhh…did I miss some- -gets hit with baseball-

Odd: There! That's why we needed to duck!

Aelita: -holding baseball- Ow.

Yumi: Where'd that come from?

Sky: Hey! It's my birthday and you ignored me! You deserve it.

Aelita: What? Wait…birthday?

Odd: But it's Jeremie's birthday.

Sky: Really?

Jeremie: No.

Yumi: But it is Stephen's birthday.

All: Stephen?

Yumi: Yeah…Stephen…from…college.

Ulrich: I though he died.

Jeremie: Yeah…didn't he die?

Odd: No! The sky didn't die.

Yumi: We mean Stephen!

Odd: Who?

Aelita: SHUT UP, DAMNIT!!!!

(All eyes look at Aelita)

Aelita: You're confusing me.

Odd: Who? Stephen?

Aelita: No! Me!

Odd: You're Stephen?

Aelita: NO!!!

Odd: Then who are you?

Aelita: AELITA!!!

Odd: Aelita…which is you who is married to Stephen who died making you a widow.

Ulrich: Is Aelita black?

Yumi: Now is not the time for racist jokes!!

Ulrich: No…it's just if she's a BLACK WIDOW, she could kill us.

Aelita: Do I look like a spider?

Odd: Yes.

(Aelita beats Odd with baguette)

Odd: -rubbing head- OW! You hit me with a baguette!

Aelita: Well, yeah. Duh.

Odd: Why?!

Aelita: Cause you said I looked like a spider.

Odd: Well, you do.

Aelita: GAH!! -turns rabid-

Odd: Ach! A rabid Aelita!

(All run out door (except Aelita))

Jeremie: Is that even possible?

Ulrich: Does it have to be? Ever since the Sky hit Aelita with a baseball, it's all fiction.

Jeremie: Fiction?

Ulrich: Fiction.

Jeremie: Fiction?!?

Ulrich: Fiction!

Jeremie: Fiction.

Ulrich: Fiction.

Odd: Science!

(Everyone (except Aelita) stares at Odd)

Odd: What…I felt…left out…

Yumi: Does anyone know I'm here?

Jeremie: No.

Ulrich: Probably not.

Odd: I don't know.

Yumi: Sigh.

Odd: Now. Let's go pillage some town!!!

(Aelita walks in (still rabid) calmed down)

Aelita: Huzzah!

Jeremie: Huzz-… Wait, where do we get barbarian gear?

Ulrich: I know!

All: Where?

Ulrich: China! Where all things are made!

Jeremie: All things?

Ulrich: Yep!

Jeremie: Pencils?

Ulrich: Yep!

Odd: Chainsaws?

Ulrich: Yep!

Yumi: The Rights of Good and Evil Factions?

Ulrich: Yep!

Yumi: Seriously?!

Ulrich: No… But everything else is made in China!

Aelita: Hey isn't that where you come from Yumi?

Yumi: Umm…

PLEASE STAND BY

(Random music plays)

PLEASE STAND BY

Yumi: But I'm from Japan!

CellDot: I don't care! Lie!

Yumi: You can't make me!

CellDot: Oh yeah?!

PLEASE STAND BY

(More random music plays)

PLEASE STAND BY

CellDot: Okay. That's how it's gonna end.

Ulrich: I disagree.

Jeremie: I disapprove.

Yumi: I dislike.

Odd: I dis…umm… I disagreeapprovelike.

CellDot: That's not even a real word.

Odd: And? What do you know about words?

CellDot: Well… -glances at story- I have my ways.

Aelita: Like?

CellDot: Stop asking questions! Be gone!

(Aelita poofs into some dirt)

Jeremie: WHAT?!? I can't be in love with dirt!

Ulrich: That's it. -pulls out shotgun and shoots CellDot-

(CellDot gets shot)

CellDot: -pulls out bandage and wraps around bloody stomach- Oh. You're gonna get it.

(CellDot pulls out minigun and annihilates Ulrich)

Ulrich: AH! I'm bleeding! Help!

Yumi: Was that necessary?

(CellDot annihilates Yumi)

Yumi: AH!!!

Ulrich: AH!!!

(CellDot disappears in a poof of smoke)

Yumi: Jeremie! You're the only one who can help!

Odd: Ahem.

Yumi: Odd! You'd put us in more pain!

Odd: How'd you know that?

Yumi: Experience. Now Jeremie, help us live please.

Jeremie: It's simple.

(Jeremie steals story and writes that Yumi, Ulrich, and Aelita got revived)

Yumi: Oh yeah!!

Ulrich: That's not possible! But I don't care! Yay!

All: Yay!

Jeremie: Now…how should this end?

Yumi: Didn't CellDot explain how it would end?

Ulrich: Oh yeah! He said that you would all treat Ulrich like a king at the end.

Odd: Oh. -walks up to Ulrich- Can I get you anything, master?

Ulrich: Yeah. A hot chocolate.

Odd: Right away, sir.

(Aelita hits Odd with baguette)

Odd: Ow! Stop doing that!

Aelita: What? I just hit you with a baguette.

Odd: Don't you hate it when spiders hit you with baguettes?

Aelita: I'M NOT A SPIDER!!!

Odd: Riiiiight.

(Aelita beats Odd with two baguettes (oh…fancy…))

Yumi: Anyway, CellDot said to walk through the halls and jump in the air.

Jeremie: In that 'We just won a game and you didn't' style?

Yumi: Yep.

Ulrich: Okay. Let's get to it.

(Aelita stops beating Odd with baguettes)

Jeremie: Onward!

(All run down hall and jump in air in SSSSLLLLOOOO----MMMMOOOO)

All: -jumps up- Yay!

(LIGHTNING BLAST!!!!!!! KDJFKDJFHNFREJFJIJGFIJJFKJFIJRJIER!!!!!!!)

All: -fall down- Ow!

Yumi: What the hell?!?!?

PLEASE STAND BY

CellDot: AHAHAHAHA!!!! Ah…got em good…got em good…

PLEASE STAND BY

Sky: You deserve it!

Jeremie: I thought we gave up on this conversation!!!!

Sky: Never. You didn't buy me a present.

All: …

Sky: No present, no nice guy.

Ulrich: You hit us with 8000 volts of electricity!!

Sky: Yeah. And?

Yumi: Sigh.

Jeremie: Damnit.

I guess it's not worthy. Oh well. Please review. Also, please say if it is too highly rated. Thanks. CellDot says, "Cut off your left arm with me and beat someone with it! Yay!"