ON THIS DAY THE WORLD WENT INTO TOTAL CHAOS!
BUMBUMBUMBUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!(SUSPENSE)
SOUTHPARK MEETS HARRY POTTER
It began on a... well it just began when the boys where playing in the front yard when it happend.(this of course was Ron's and Harry's fault.) On a brisk moring at Hogworts. Ron and Harry stole a book that was howling at them.
Then it happend. POOF!!! And like that Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman where all at Hogworts.
"Where the hell are we" yells Kyle.
"Dude I think where at that one place with all those magic freaks." says Stan.
"HEY!!!!" WE ARE NOT FREAKS". yelled Harry and Ron.
"Like hell you are" said Cartman, "Screw you guys I'm goin home!"
"Cartman theres no way of going home fat ass."
"Screw you Kyle!!"
" I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE!!!!" yells Ron. At this point Ron pulls out a gun and kills Kenny.
"OH MY GOD... HE KILLED KENNY!"
"YOU BASTERD!" yell Stan and Kyle.
"Ron is that a way to treat a american." says Hermonie.
"Yesh". Kyle, Stan, and Cartman all stare at Kenny's dead body.
"Aren't you a cutie" says Hermonie to Cartman.
"Get the away from me Bitch !!!!" Yells Cartman.
Then Cho walks up saying. "You! Harry ten dollar suckey suckey! Me so horny."
"What a bitch says Kyle. Pan over to Cartman.(singing)
Wellllllllllllllll.
Cho's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's the biggest bitch in town.
Heres what it sounds like around the world(pan across the world).
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide worllllllllllllllllllllllld.
Ron yells "shut the fuck up!" Pulls out the same gun he used to kill Kenny and kills every one but Kyle, Stan , and Cartman. He then blows his own head off.
"Fuck how are we suppesed to get home now?"
THE END?
with credit to the hentaidorkfish gang and the south park writers by: hilts07,JayandSlintBob1,Nightnija,Hobbes,Mr. Vercity,The Beatles and I like hoe hoe's
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