Logan Teaching Kitty How to drive, (the real version)
Chapter one
LOGAN'S Anger Issues
Logan: Okay Kitty are you ready for this?
Kitty: Yep
Logan and Kitty enter the X-Men van and Kitty gets into the drivers seat. They don't even get half way down the road when Kitty turns around.
"Why'd you turn around?" asked Logan.
"I wanna drive your motorcycle," Kitty replied.
"NOOOOOOO!" Logan shouted. "Not my baby!"
"I meant the blue one," Kitty told him.
Logan stares at her for a few seconds then replies
"Okay, fine, the one Scott got me for my birthday sucks anyway."
"I HEARD THAT!" Scott shouted, he continued "I SPENT $100,000,000.00 dollars on that thing, I inherited it cause my dad was a king and my mother was a queen and they had like $90,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00"
Logan and Kitty get on the motorcycle. They fly down the driveway and Kitty does a wheelie over the gate. The motorcycle flips sideways a few times then lands on the ground perfectly still moving at 70mph.
"HALF-PINT SLOW DOWN OR I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE THEN PRAY TO GOD FOR FORGIVENESS!" Logan screamed, nervously. Kitty giggled.
"Okay, okay Mother Theresa don't be so harsh," she said. They slowed down.
Even after Kitty started going slower, Logan continuously screamed until they got back to the Institute. When they pulled up in front of the mansion, Logan hopped off the bike and ran inside crying.
"LOGAN IT WASN'T THAT BAD!" Kitty cried running after him.
"You don't know that half of it kid, listen Half-Pint, I survived WW2 and that fight with Apocalypse but in no way was I about to survive that driving lesson. I am never teaching you how to drive EVER AGAIN! GET SCOTT OR JEAN!" Logan screamed, pulling out his claws and holding them up to Kitty's face.
"Logan, drop the claws," ordered Kitty, freaking out.
"I'm sorry, I screamed at you," Logan said, retracting his claws back in. He went into his room and screamed "THANK YOU GOD I DIDN'T DIE!"
Later on Logan was still sulking about the driving lesson, Professor Xavier knocked on the door.
"Logan, I heard the lesson went wrong, there is someone I want you to see who has kindly volunteered to take your place, Sabretooth."
He told Logan.
"Wait what? Are you serious bub?" Logan asked, opening the door.
"Yep, I'm serious," replied Xavier. "Logan you need to calm down if you want to keep teaching her how to drive."
"But Charles I can't! She's a speed demon!" replied Logan, he was standing in his boxers and an old Metallica T-shirt. His hair was all messy and he looked tired.
Charles Xavier eyed Logan with soft eyes, he looked at him for a few moments, his expression hardened slightly; then softened. Logan's eyes looked sad, confused, dazed, and frustrated.
"Let Sabretooth take her out once and see how it goes, you can ride in the back. Logan, listen, I know you love Kitty and you don't want her getting hurt," Charles said, sighing.
"Oh Charles I love her like she was my own daughter. I love her so much, I will calm down, I need to calm down," Logan said. Scott appeared from behind Logan, he and Logan shared a room.
"Hey Logan, let me try taking her out for a drive," he suggested.
"YES! I trust Summers here Chuck, let him do it; Sabretooth can just wait his dang turn."
CHAPTER TWO
Talk with Lance
"WHOOHOO! RIDIN COWBOY!" Kitty screamed as the convertible roared down the highway.
Scott laughed. He really had to use the bathroom but he wanted to let Kitty have her fun, finally, he was so desperate he wanted to stop before the seat got all wet.
"Hey Kitty, uhm can we stop at a McDonalds, one I'm hungry, two, I have to use the bathroom," Scott explained.
"Sure, I have to go anyway," Kitty said slowing down and pulling into a McDonalds. They went inside after she parked Scott's car.
After using the bathroom they ordered food and sat at a table in the corner. Scott thought to himself , 'Kitty looks so pretty in her black skirt and pink shirt and boots, her hair is amazing when it's down, and so shiny,'
"Scott!" rang Kitty's voice interrupting Scott's thoughts(lol it rhymes) "Scott! Are you okay?" asked Kitty.
"Uh yeah I am, I uh, I uh….I think we should get back on the road soon Pretty, uh I mean Kitty," Scott said.
Kitty blushed as pink as her shirt.
"You think I'm pretty?" asked Kitty.
Scott nodded. Then quickly keeping himself from total embarrassment, continued to speak.
"Oh and so are Jean, Rogue, Amara, Storm, Tabitha, Rahne, basically all the girls, um excuse me, WOMEN in the X-Men are pretty." he said, blushing an extremely bright red.
Kitty eyed him suspiciously as she bit into her bacon burger. Scott looked back at her.
"Why are you looking at me like that? What did I do?" he asked. He picked up a French fry from his burger package and dipped it into ketchup.
"Scott, admit it, you have a crush on me," Kitty told him.
"Kitty, yes I do, but it's a small one," replied Scott, taking a sip of his Diet Coke. "Kitty I need to ask you something? Do you really love Lance?"
Kitty sighed sadly and looked down at her food, apparently more interested in the table than in Scott's question. "Kitty, are you okay?" Scott asked, in a concerned tone, he put his hand over hers to comfort her. Kitty's eyes starting getting very wet.
"Scott, can we go back to the Institute?" she asked. "Please?"
"Uh, sure, do u wanna drive?" Scott asked.
"Sure," Kitty replied.
The drive back was a lot calmer then on the way over. Kitty drove perfectly. She didn't talk the entire ride back to the mansion. When they pulled up to the mansion, she got out and ran inside. Scott ran after her.
"Kitty wait! You didn't answer my question!" he cried, wheezing. He grabbed her by the arm stopping her. She hugged him crying. "What did Lance do to you?" Scott asked angrily.
"I caught him kissing Wanda!" Kitty replied, through her tears.
"Oh Kitty I'm so sorry," said Scott, in a sweet older brother voice, like the one he always used on Alex. He walked inside with her and they sat on the couch, Scott had his arms around Kitty as she cried. A Hawk Nelson song played in the background on the stereo in the background. Logan had been playing it and singing along to it and didn't even notice Kitty and Scott walk in.
(Logan)
Katie,I don't know why I even try'Cause latelyYou're always out with other guysPretty babyDon't you know I'll treat you rightI'll go crazyIf you pass me up tonight
(Scott Jokingly shouts)
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!
(Kitty giggles then sings)
All this time cant get it off my mind
Kiss the night away,
When the grooves alright
We're rockin all night
I wanna here ya say!
Logan whirled around in surprise turning off the stereo. Scott and Kitty burst out laughing. Logan laughed a little then said,
"If you tell the Prof about this, I'll kick you so hard that every time you sit down you'll leave my footmark." Kitty giggled a wet laugh then cried again. Scott held her close in his arms.
"What's wrong Kitten?" Logan asked. Stepping towards Kitty, Scott let go and Kitty rushed into Logan's arms.
"Lance cheated on her," Scott replied.
"Oh Kitten, oh Kitten, precious, precious Kitten," Logan said, soothingly.
Scott felt like he was going to puke hearing Logan talk like that. He left the living room. Green at the gills. He went out to go to the Brotherhood Mansion to have a little talk with Lance.
Meanwhile at the Brotherhood Mansion Lance was trying to push Wanda off of him.
"WANDA! I don't like you get off, I love Kitty so much please Wanda get off," Lance moaned. "Pietro get your wacky sister off of me."
Toad Tolanski pulled Wanda off of Lance.
"Trouble's comin in the form of Scott Summers, he looks angry," Blob said, from being stuck in the window again.
"Yo! Blob can I come in, I need to talk to Lance," Scott called.
"Sure," Blob replied.
Scott entered the mansion and went up to Lance
"Summers I don't want any trouble, Wanda kissed me tell him Toad and be honest," Lance said, miserably.
"He's right Summers, I kissed him," Wanda spoke up, "I didn't know it would ruin Lance and Kitty's relationship, I feel terrible about it."
"Wanda it's okay, and thank you for telling me the truth, Lance, Wanda will you please come with me to the Xavier institute to sort all this out before Kitty gets Logan soaked with tears?" Scott asked, relieved.
"Yes, Su-Scott, I-I love Kitty so much, I know you like her too but I am in love with her and I would never hurt her, please understand," Lance said.
"I do Lance and thank you for telling me, Kitty is like a little sister to me and I hate seeing her getting hurt like this," Scott replied, smiling. "Um could I use your guy's bathroom? I kinda had a lot of Diet Coke today."
"Sure, Summers, lets end this feud and be friends," Lance said, grinning.
"Finally," Scott said. They smiled at each other before Scott went to the bathroom. When he came out, they went to the X-Mansion.
Chapter 3
Make up and Jean
At the X-Mansion
"Oh Lance, I'm so sorry!" Kitty wailed, hugging Lance.
"Katherine it's okay," replied Lance. "Oh Kitty I'm so sorry if I hurt you, I love you and I would never do that to you." he kissed her on the head.
"I forgive you," Kitty replied.
Logan, Scott, and Wanda who were standing near by all said in unison.
"AWWEEEEEEEE."
"SUMMERS!" Lance yelled, grinning. "Get out of here you three!"
"NO X-babies," Logan growled softly.
Later on that day, Scott was having issues focusing on his homework cause he could hear Kitty and Lance watching Spiderman next door and laughing every time spiderman went SPLAT!.
Jean sensed it and came into Scott's room.
"Hey Scott, it looks like those two are having a bit of fun laughing at Peter Parker's demise," Jean said, putting a hand on Scott's back and massaging his shoulders. "Wow! You ARE tense!" she exclaimed.
"Yeah, this is why it sucks being ADHD and possibly dyslexic," Scott told her, giving her a kiss on the hand. Jean put her arms around his neck in a back hug and put her head on his shoulder. Scott turned to face her sideways and kissed her.
"Scott you just need to relax." Jean told him, kissing his cheek.
"Jean, how can i relax if you wont leave me alone?" Scott told her grinning teasingly.
okay this was 3 chapters in 1