Voldemort was walking down the street with most of his death eaters. he saw a boggart shadow lurking in a corner.
"Show yourself!" he commands in his evil voice.
The boggart slowly emerges out of the shadows, and Death Eaters back away, wanting to see what the dark lord is most frightened of . Voldemort is aware of what they are trying to do and tries to run, but it is to late.
A bunch of gorrillas doing aerobics starts following him, and then forms a conga line heading right for him. Voldemort screams, then comes to his senses and performs the infamous Riddikulus charm. the gorrillas slip on a banana peel and after the death eaters and voldie start laughing the boggart is gone.
Voldemort has to put up with the Death Eaters taunts for a week, and then, to his utter dismay a story appears in the Daily Prophet, written of course by the 'lovely' Rita Skeeter. It would seem one of voldemorts death eaters sold the story to Rita.
It tells the whole wizarding world how and what voldemort is afraid of. Boy, is voldemort mad. he heads for the daily prophet office, walking as fast as he can (in his rage, forgetting he can apparate).
As he turns down a dark alley he sees another shadow, very similar to the boggarts, lurking. He commands it to show itself, which it does. It is unfortunately another conga line of gorrilla's doing aerobics. He tries to perform the Riddikulus charm again, but it doesn't work. He can't understand why. He shields himself as the conga line comes towards him, and covers his eyes with his cloak. He then hears 7 strong voices, all saying the same Avada Kedavra curse at the same time, their wands pointed directly at Voldemort. He opens his eyes and the last thing he ever sees before the life is taken out of him is the faces of Cornelius Fudge, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley and Harry Potter.
Voldemort is dead forever, and Cornelius, Minerva, Severus, Albus, Hermione, Ron and Harry are all awarded Order of Merlin, First Class, and they all live happily ever after. The End.


A/N: Well, wasn't that a short one. The point of this story was not to kill Voldemort, but to embarrass him, by saying that even the meanest person ever can still be afraid of very stupid and ridiculus things.

Disclaimer: I don't own any Harry Potter characters, spells or any of the Harry Potter. I don't even own the concept of Gorrilla's doing aerobics ( i stole that idea from Rove as in Rove Live), but I did make up the conga line part, and it was solely my idea to make them Voldemorts boggart.