Jasper and his Horse

"Shh!" Alice whispered, "he is coming!"

"You do know I can hear you, right?" jasper answered.

"Happy 150th birthday!" everybody said at the same time.

Jasper laughed, "Thanks guys"

"So... What do we do now? You know, since the Wolfs already all the cake and Rose killed the wolf-shaped pinata before anyone could hit it." Emmett asked laughing at the memory.

"i actually named the pinata Jacob, you know, to show how much I care about him," Rosalie said with a pleasant smile on her face.

Everyone laughed, except for Jacob.

"Okay so what are we doing now?" Jacob asked a little annoyed.

"Open presents of course!" Alice said, cheered by the idea, "Now we got you something that we thought might suit your background, its on the backyard."

"on the backyard?" Jasper asked suspiciously, "o..kay"

Jasper went out to the backyard and got the shock of his eternity. Standing, there, was a horse.

"you got me a horse." it wasn't a question.

"so what do you think?" Edward asked sarcastic.

"Mm... It is something..." Jasper answered.

"I knew you would love it!" Alice cheered, "Its from all of us, well except Emmett."

"Yeah! I got you something even better, I changed your name to... wait for it... Harry Baals! In honor of that... person," said Emmett, "well that and a cowboy hat. Happy birthday bro!" he said whole handing the hat to Jasper.

"...thanks...Emmett.. Thanks.." Jasper said a little choked up.

"So what are you waiting for" Alice said a little impatient.

Jasper looked confused, "what do you mean?"

"The horse! Go for it!" she answered.

"Oh! Now I get it!" Jasper said understanding.

Jasper launched himself to the horse and started feeding on it until it was completely drained of blood.

The horse fall to the floor, "thanks guys that was great," japer said.

"WHAT DID YOU DO?" they all screamed at once. "the horse was for you to ride not for you to eat!" Alice said, this time alone.

"Oh, I thought... I'm sorry." jasper said looking down.

"Nice way to ruin the party." Rosalie said, "I'm gonna be inside if anyone needs me." everyone followed after her exempt for Emmett.

Instead he went to stand in front of Jasper and took the hat from his hand.

"Now, Harry, I will only give you this if you promise not to eat it."

What did you guys think, should i keep writing more? did you thought it was funny in anyway? *Review*