Info: I wrote this one for laughs. Yes, this is one of the most Horrible fanfic's ever written, but its meant to be that way. Therefore, if you can't stand the first one, Look for the sequals!
Disclaimer: I don't own Zophise, or Konjiiki no Gash Bell, I don't own .hack, or Piros. (I doubt I'd want to own him either)
And... from the Moon He Came... and Back He Goes...
It was a quaint Friday and Zophise went out for a spot to eat. Since most know, Zophise can't find her way out of a paper bag, she got lost.
She wandered and wandered around, unsure of where to go. Out of nowhere a voice pierced the darkness around Zophise's heart.
"Are you alright, Fair Maiden?" A guy with Hideous green colored Armor announced.
"Why... yes, I... am!" Zophise answered.
"Why, let me, Piros the Silver White, help you!" Piros screamed, pounding his chest triumphantly.
From a nearby window, a hint of gold flickered for a moment.
"How... dare... that... Impudent Fool!" cried someone in Gold armor, who has a striking resemblance to Piros...
Well, anyways, Piros and Zophise finally made their (Merry) way to a cafe. There, Zophise bought them both food. Afterwards, Piros wanted to help Zophise get home.
On the way, Piros stammered "You... know... you... are... really... pretty."
"Why thank-you!" Zophise replied, unaccustomed to the kindness, "the people at work never say such things!"
When Piros took Zophise to her apartment, they said their goodbyes.
"Until We meet again, Fair maiden, Lady Zophise!" Piros called then jumped out the window, where the people below screamed.
Until Chapter Two.
Its really silly!