Disclaimer: I don't own diddly squat! This idea came to me is Spanish class, why in I was thinking about this in Spanish, I don't know but I did, and I hope you guys are happy with it. And I might have spelled Yuske's last name wrong.

"WAZ UP!!" Kuwabara yelled into the phone.
"WAZ UP!!" Yuske answered after picking up the receiver.
"What'cha doing?"
"Noth'n, what are you doing?"
"Noth'n, yo where's dookie?"
"His name is puu. And he's watching T.V. hold on I'll get him." Kuwabara protested but Yuske had already given puu the phone.
"Puuu?"
"Uh, hey there, look not to be mean or nothin' but I didn't really want to talk to you..."
"Puuu?"
"Look just put Yuske back on the phone k?"
"Puuu?" Kuwabara got really pissed now.
"LISTEN YOU LITTLE BLUE TURD, PUT UREMESHI ON THE PHONE!!!!"
"Puuu!"
"NOW!!!" two seconds later yuske was back on the phone.
"Dude, what did you say to puu? He looks pissed."
"Sorry 'bout that man, I didn't mean to yell but, damn that thing can act retarded sometimes, anyway I just wanted to know if you wanted to go see a Scary Movie 2."
"Dude, I heard that crap was funny as hell! K I'll see you there in 'bout 20 minutes ok?"
"Cool, I'll check and see if Kurama would wanna come too."
"K see ya!"
"Later Uremeshi."

"Ok tonight is the night I'm gonna confess my love to Hiei..." Kurama said to himself while fixing his tie in the mirror. He was dressed in a purple tuxedo, with a red tie and shiny black shoes. Kurama picked up the bundle of roses and box of chocolate, then gave himself one last look in the mirror. "OK, I'm ready" he assured himself and turned to leave his room when the phone rang. "Hello?"
"WAZ UP!!!" it was Kuwabara yelling into the phone.
"Oh, hello Kuwabara."
"Man, your no fun, you're supposed to go, WAZ UP back"
"I have no time for that now, because I have to go somewhere in a little while"
"Are you going to confess yourself to Hiei?"
"Yes, so if you don't mind please hurry up with your question."
"Oh yeah, I was gonna ask you if you wanted to hang out with Yuske and me, but since you're busy...."
"That's right, I am busy and if you don't mind I have to go now, bye!" and with that Kurama hung up. Then he thought to himself, "Hm.... I haven't told Hiei about this date yet, I hope he's not busy..."