This one-shot was inspired by a picture I saw and I thought why not make a story out of it, so now here it is. Enjoy!

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Sitting around a wooden table is the usual gang, Armin, Jean, Krista, Connie, Sasha, Eren, Levi, and Mikasa. Armin and Connie are discussing their most recent mission how Connie did so well in only falling three times, while Jean is teasing Sasha about potatoes….again. Krista watches them silently while obsessing over Ymir in her mind.

But the other three are a totally different story. Eren is currently in conversation with Levi while Mikasa stares at them, well more like glaring. At Levi. Gripping her cup of hot tea Mikasa stands from her chair. No one turns to acknowledge them because it seems she wants to refill her tea. But Mikasa had other motives. Taking a step forward she 'accidentally' trips and in doing so causing her tea to fly out of her cup and onto the awaiting face of Captain Levi.

Everyone's jaws literally, dropped to the floor. Connie being Connie fell backwards in his chair hitting the floor, Jeans and Armin's expressions were the same pure shock and horror. Sasha had even dropped her bread, and finally Krista expression was as equally shocked. Silence. Not even the bugs outside had the balls to make a sound in fear of pissing off Levi.

"Oops" She meant to make it sound innocent but Levi knew she wasn't. With one look at her face he knew exactly what he needed to do.

Standing to his feet and wipes the remaining tea from his face.

Grabbing Eren by the collar of his shirt Levi hoists Eren from his seat and brings his face towards his and giving Eren a kiss. Everyone's jaws drop even further. Mikasas rage spikes even further because here is this monster stealing Erens very first kiss which should have belonged to her, but Eren already went down that road with Annie. What Mikasa doesn't know won't kill her. Score Mikasa-0 Annie-1.

Levi released Eren letting him fall to the floor on his butt. Eren still in shock just sat there.

"Oops"

Levi then walked to the door of the cottage and just to piss off Mikasa swung his hips.

"Oh and Eren, clean your dirty mouth"

Levi closed the door behind him and walked away.

As soon as the door closed behind him all hell broke loose

I was laughing while writing this! Hope you enjoyed! Go to my profile and check out my other story and vote on my poll!