A Disturbing Secret of Kenshin
Kaoru sat outside her room on the porch at age twenty-one. She never really understood it, however. She was still dressed and she looked like herself at age seventeen. Same went for Kenshin at twenty-eight, and now he was thirty-two! She shook her head, ignoring the age difference. The fact that they were married was complicated enough.
What Kaoru had never understood was why they never made physical contact. Not that it really mattered, but they had only kissed once or twice in their lifetime! The weirdest part was, they never slept in the same bed together. There were also some other things she had acquired on her agenda, but it was a bit too risque for the public eye to see.
She blushed and squealed as she recalled her agenda. She then started giggling, and stopped when she heard a voice.
"What's so funny?" Kenshin walked up from behind her. He sat a distance away from her, and this made Kaoru particularly angry. "Huh? OROOO!"
"DAMMIT, WE'RE MARRIED NOW, KENSHIN!" Kaoru snapped as she grabbed his kimono collar. She kissed his lips and they fell back to the floor, and Kaoru released. Kenshin looked a bit uncomfortable. "I was actually thinking, Kenshin, that..." she was a bit embarrassed to say it out loud.
"That...?"
"I... I want to have a baby!" Kaoru blurted out. She rested her head on his chest and she sighed, covering her ears. "There, I said it."
Kenshin smiled. It didn't matter when it came to true love. So it wasn't possible, but he got the message. Oh yes. Oh yes.
That night, Kenshin laid in his futon... in the nuuuuuuude. He watched as Kaoru walked in and slowly undid her kimono. They finally got into bed until Kaoru noticed something oddly peculiar when she looked down... She then gasped and screamed.
"OH MY GAWD, KENSHIN!! YOU'RE A WOMAN!!"