I happen to think that this poem is a little weird. But I had the idea. So I wrote it.
~Juliet
Disclaimer: Don't own Sonny with a Chance, Chad Dylan Cooper, or Sonny Munroe.
Do you know who he is?
Who's Chad Dylan Cooper is?
Most fans would say 'WHAT!!'
If you asked that question.
If you don't know?.....
I will answer for the crazy CDC fans…..
He is a celebrity.
Actor to be exact.
Male.
Blonde hair.
Blue eyes.
Mackenzie Falls.
The person who plays Mackenzie in Mackenzie Falls.
CDC.
Do any those words ring a bell?
Now do you know who Chad Dylan Cooper is?
Yes?
Uh…..doubt it.
I, of all people, know who he is.
I am Sonny Munroe. Just letting you know.
Want to know who Chad really is?
He is NOT a kind soul like Mackenzie.
He is Happy.
And does NOT own a water company.
(Don't believe everything you watch on 'Mackenzie Falls'.)
He is conceited.
A jerk.
A idiot.
A three-named butthead.
And a big meanie!
I'm his enemy.
That's why I know.
You will never know who he is!
When you see Chad, you think….
Hot
When I see Chad, I think….
Gross
When you hear Chad, you think…
What an amazing voice
When I hear Chad, I think…
I heard a beeping noise. Where's it coming from?
When you think about Chad, you think….
I wish I could marry him.
When I think about Chad, I think….
He's the devil!
When you smell Chad, you think….
Roses.
When I smell Chad, I think….
Trash.
Not that I smell Chad.
Which I haven't.
I'm not putting taste.
Because I doubt any of you crazy CDC fans have eaten or licked Chad……
At least I hope not…
I don't like him or anything.
UGH!
My point is that
Don't judge a person by the outside.
If you worked at the Condor Studios.....
You'd know.
Chad's not nice.
At least, not to the 'So Random!' cast.
I happen to be an exception.
Not sure why.
Tawni says its because Chad likes me.
I don't believe it.
(If its true, then don't read this Chad.)
But to you CDC fans…..
Sorry to say this, but………
YOU DON'T KNOW CHAD DYLAN COOPER.
Who does?
I think I happen too.
~Would you mind telling me what you think? R&R Please!~