I got kind of bored, so I decided to expand my empire of stories, so I wrote this one. Review.
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, if I did I'd make Spongebob less gay.
Matt: Uh! Where the hell did I land this time?
Matt then looked down at his body. It was a black shark, with a pink t-shirt that said "Keep laughing, this is you girlfriend's shirt."
Matt: I've been in worse.
Matt then looked around and saw a pineapple.
Matt: What the hell?
Spongebob: Hi! Do you want to be my friend?
Matt: Sure.
Spongebob: Great! I was just going to see my friend Patrick!
Matt and Spongebob then walked over to Patrick's house to find him crying.
Spongebob: What's the matter Pat?
Patrick: My penis broke off.
Spongebob, hugging him: Don't worry, another one will grow back in a week.
Matt: You two are soooo fucking GAY!
Spongebob: What's gay mean?
Matt: It's when two guys love each other, then they fuck up the ass.
Spongebob: Then I guess were gay! Let's tell Squidward!
They then swam/walked to Squidward's house.
Squidward: What's it now?
Spongebob: We're gay!
Patrick: Ya!
Squidward: Have you two fucked up the ass?
Spongebob: Yes.
Squidward: Then let's fucking do it!
Matt: No fucking way! The author is not writing a gay sex scene.
Matt then bite Squidward and ripped him to shreds.
Matt: Ummm... Sushi!
Spongebob: Come on! We have to tell Mr. Krabs!
They then swam to the Krusty Krab.
Spongebob: Hey, Mr. Krabs! We're gay!
Patrick: Ya!
Mr. Krabs: I love money!
Spongebob: Are you ok Mr. Krabs?
Matt: I think he's high.
Matt then ate Mr. Krabs and stole his money.
Matt: This universe rocks!
Spongebob: Come on! We have to tell Sandy!
Matt: I doubt she'll be happy.
Spongebob: Why?
Matt: No reason.
They all then swam to Sandy's treedome.
Sandy, wearing nothing but a vibrator up her pussy: What is it Sponge?
Spongebob: We're gay?
Pat: Ya!
Sandy: All three of you, or just you and Patrick?
Spongebob: Just me and Patrick, that's Matt.
Matt: Well, want to have sex?
Sandy: Sure!
Matt and Sandy then had hot sex. Matt then got the munchies and ate Sandy, Spongebob, Patrick, and all the other citizens of Bikini Bottom.
THE END
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Hey. Review if you want me to stop writing this shit and get back to my Naruto and Inuyasha stories.