(The lights are very dim, completely dark if desired. Anti-Cosmo is sitting in a throne near the edge of the stage, with all the Anti-Fairies facing him, bowing down. Anti-Wanda is not there. Anti-Cupid is on the side of Anti-Cosmo, holding a tray with a teapot and teacup on it.)
(Music Cue 1- Wanda. The lights slowly come on as the intro to the song plays. The following, until otherwise marked, is spoken over the music.)
ANTI-COSMO: It's time we try to take over Fairy World again.
ANTI-CUPID: But what if that little boy stops us another time? He's outsmarted you once-
ANTI-COSMO: Outsmarted?Are you questioning my intelligence? (Anti-Cupid shrinks back and shakes his head.) Good. Timothy just got lucky those times! Besides... once this plan is done we won't have to worry about Timothy Turner any longer.
(Sing.) This plan is outstanding, if I say so myself,
For with it I get two things that I want.
I get domination, annihilation,
And a wife who is smart, is she not?
ANTI-CUPID: (Sing.) No offense, Anti-Cosmo, your wife is a mess,
Stupid beyond compare.
More bad teeth than the kid, her life's on the skids,
ANTI-COSMO: (Sing.) Anti-Cupid, oh contrare. (The music speeds up.)
I don't mean Anti-Wanda, you dope!
I'm meaning a whole different girl!
The Anti of my wife, the love of my life,
She'll help me take over the world!
I mean a fairy with magenta hair,
Her eyes are deep pools of dark pink,
Too good for Cosmo, she should let him go.
ANTI-CUPID: (Sing.) Anti-Cosmo, do you mean who I think?
Do you mean Wanda, Turner's godmother?
ANTI-COSMO: (Sing.) Quite right, Anti-Cupid, I mean no other.
Wanda, superior, gorgeous, divine,
And when it's all over Wanda will be mine! (He rises from his throne and the Anti-Fairies stand up.)
ANTI-FAIRIES: (Sing.) Anti-Cosmo, our ruler, our god,
Anti-Cosmo, the one we obey!
The cruelest being we'll ever be seeing,
Driving the light away!
Friday the Thirteenth is upon us now,
It is our time to shine!
We'll run lives amuck, with our bad luck,
From mother's backs breaking to crime!
ANTI-COSMO: While you're causing all the bad luck you can,
I will begin launching my plan,
To kidnap Wanda, so lovely, so fine,
And when it's all over Wanda will be mine!
When it's over the whole world will be mine!
(The lights come down suddenly as all on stage exit, yelling about how great Friday the Thirteenth is. The music fades as they do this.)
(Enter Wanda, Timmy and Cosmo. Wanda is carrying a doll; this doll is to be portrayed as Poof.)
WANDA: Timmy, I feel like something's wrong.
TIMMY/COSMO: What are you talking about? There's nothing wrong.
WANDA: Something is... off.
COSMO: Awww, don't worry, baby! I'm here! I'll protect you!
TIMMY: Maybe that's what she's worried about...
(Cosmo hangs his head and Wanda puts her hands on her hips.)
TIMMY: ...Sorry.
WANDA: Oh well. Cosmo, here. Take Poof. I'm going to my room. (Exit.)
TIMMY: You think she's right, Cosmo?
COSMO: I dunno. She's the smart one. (Exit.)