Disclaimer: *Is pondering the meaning of life, why she couldn't write until just recently and the purpose of the funky green goo on the inside of the toilet bowl* Err. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Why would anyone think that in the first place?

This is my first YGO fic and I must warn you, it will get a little strange.

"Speech"

-Thoughts-

~Conscience/Yami~ (They're basically the same thing in my opinion)

[Author's notes]

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Deep in the heart of the Japanese city known as Domino (Home to many famous persons such as Seto Kaiba, Maximillion Pegasus and that insanely laughing red-head who is always being chased by men in white coats) there existed an entity with a remarkable destiny in store for him. There would be days when he would be known as Master, bathe with a beautiful woman, defeat the world champion chess player (In a game of paper, scissors, rock) and grow to the monstrous height of five feet and 2 inches!!!

Yes, that entity is Yugi Moto.

The sixteen year old high school student was in his bed which was in his room which was in his house/grandfather's game shop which was, as you may have noticed (And if you haven't then spare yourself the pain of exams and skip to jumping off the cliff now), in Domino city.

His room contained all the necessities for a boy of his age; a permanently unmade bed, a desk meant to be used for homework - also known as a junk deposit box, a 'secret' stash of dirty magazines (In his junk deposit box), a broken cd player, a few decorations from last Christmas that he forgot to take down and probably won't until after the approaching Christmas and, of course, a three dimensional gold puzzle in the shape of an upside-down pyramid on a chain.

I should tell you that Yugi also has something in his room that most teenage boys would LOVE to have; a gorgeous long-legged blonde woman with a perky disposition and skimpy clothing.

Unfortunately she lives in the picture on a card. or at least she did until midnight when she snuck through a door into his room in full flesh and blood. At present she is sleeping next to his adorably curled up little form.

Yugi is about to have a very interesting day, starting now.

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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I am so evil!!!

I must also warn you that this story will most likely get very dodgy. screw that; it WILL get very VERY dodgy!

Oh and this is only the epilogue, I'm working on the first chapter now, it's going to be much longer.