A/N: Ok, I wrote this a good long time ago, and it's been getting dusty, so I thought I'd see what y'all would think of such a blatant mockery of such a fine piece of literature. No, this doesn't mean I really believe in the whole Sam-and-Frodo gay thing. Rolls eyes I'm just playing off it. I merely became bored and wasted some time entertaining myself. If you haven't heard the song, I recommend listening to it to understand the beat. It's a little odd. Otherwise, enjoy my parody! Reviews always welcome, bad or good. You probably won't hear from me again in this part of the site anyways.

Later.

The Animal Song

(Song by Savage Garden)

Rewritten by:Shadow Sage 2and credit toher friend Theafor the idea!

Background singing (ah ah oohs and such) done by Merry, Pippin, and Boromir.

Sound mixing done by Gandalf.

Aragorn

When demented hobbits and Ringwraiths are running through the land

and gayish little hobbits and people dying everywhere

I don't want to be the king because I am afraid,

but I'm brave enough to go to Mordor

Legolas

'Cause I want to live (in a Fellowship)

certain to die (a Fellowship)

I want to live, I want to run around kingdoms, slaughtering orcs and watching a steward go mad

(Ah, ah ,ah, ooh)

Sam

I am having difficulties keeping to myself,

feelings and emotions better left upon the shelf

Orcs and Sauron never tell the truth they always lie

which one acts more cheesy, there's a thought now you decide

Compassion in the Shire,

compassion in your hairy feet (yeah)

would you like to make a run for it,

Would you like to take my hand (yeah, yeah)

Legolas

'Cause I want to live (in a Fellowship)

certain to die (a Fellowship)

I want to live, I want to run around kingdoms, slaughtering orcs and watching a steward go mad

(Ahh, ah, ah, ooh)

(repeat)

Frodo

Sometimes this quest can get you down

It's so confusing

So many choices to make

But then I feel better

'cause I just run away with Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

(Ahh, ah, ah, ooh)

(repeat)

Aragorn

When demented hobbits and Ringwraiths are running through the land

With gayish little hobbits and people dying everywhere

Orcs and Sauron never tell the truth they always lie;

Which one acts more cheesy there's a thought now you decide

Sam

Compassion in the Shire

Compassion in your hairy feet

(yeah)

Would you like to make a run for it

Would you like to take my hand, yeah yeah

Everyone (except Gandalf)

'Cause I want to live ( in a Fellowship)

certain to die ( a Fellowship)

I want to live

I want to run around kingdoms, slaughtering orcs and watching a steward go mad

(Repeat)…. end