Hiya! This is just something me and my friends were laughing about. My friend did something like this at knots once, but I altered it a bit! It's a one shot! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own, but I wish I owned Neji,
Can You Stand That Crazy Person?
Sakura sat on her couch with the whole gang surrounding her. She vividly remembered that day. The day they were about to watch on live T.V.
FLASHBACK
Sakura was with the gang at Knott's berry farm. Neji (her current BF ), Sasuke and Naruto were hiding in the trees with Camera's ready. The crowd around the pizza place consisted of Ino, Hinata, TenTen, Teminari, Garra, Chouji, Shikamaru, Kunkaro, Kiba, and even Kakshi. There were also innocent civilians. Sakura approached the ordering counter.
"May I help you?" Asked the waiter lazily.
"Um, yeah." Sakura said while scanning the menu. "I'll take a pizza with no cheese, I'm lactose intolerant, I don't like tomatoes, I'm a vegan, and I'm allergic to yeast." (A/N: if you don't know, yeast makes the crust rise.) The waiter starred at Sakura and shrugged.
"Ok. Be right up." He went into the back. A few moments later he came and gave her a tortilla.
"What's this!" Sakura wailed.
"Your order. You said you were lactose intoler…" Sakura interrupted.
"No I didn't! And where's my pepperoni?" She continued.
"Aren't you a vegan?" (A person that doesn't eat ANYTHING from an animal) He inquired.
"When did I say that!" Sakura asked.
"But you…"
"NO! I said I wanted a pizza! Not a Tortilla! " Sakura threw the bread at him.
"Miss, are you an any medication?" The waiter wondered. Sakura calmed down.
"Well, I'm on Midol, Tylenol, Vic Aden, and my doctor gave me this pill for mental health, but I don't take it! I'm sooo not Crazy… What was that BOB?" Sakura looked up at nothing. "Oh, bob thinks you're cute. What's that? WHAT! THE AILIENS ARE ATTACKING!" Sakura hid under the table. " I'll be safe under the shield, bob? OK!" Sakura stood up and spun in a circle while shooting her hands in the air going pooh! Pooh! After a while she calmed down and the waiter brought her a pizza. She started eating. She suddenly collapsed on the floor gasping for breath!
"OMG!" The waiter bent over Sakura. "Miss! Are you ok!"
"Id that you God?" Sakura asked. "Should I come towards the white light?" She reached up her hand.
"No. It's the waiter!" He cried. Sakura's eyes popped open.
"AHHHH! RAPE! PEDIFILE! MOLESTER!" Sakura shouted. Ino and the girls played along.
"OMG! Help!" Ino shouted.
"A rapist!" Shouted Tenten.
"Save her s-someo-one!" Hinata ACCTUELLY screamed. Shikamaru and the guys came over.
"Get off her sick-o!" Kiba barked. He grabbed his arm and yanked the stunned waiter to his feat. The other guys grabbed him too. Sakura stood up and dusted herself off.
"Ahem. YOU'RE ON LIVE TV!" She shouted at the waiter." The camera's are there and there and there." Sakura pointed to two trees and a bush. Naruto popped up and waved while Neji and Sasuke just came out of the tree.
"You… tricked me?" The waiter looked at Sakura. The next minuet they were kicked out of the park. All of them started giggling.(except Neji and Sasuke who only smirked. . ,)
end flashback
Sakura smiled at the memory as Neji put an arm around her. The TV came on.
"Welcome to, Can You Stand That Crazy Person?"
I know it was stupid, but I got board. My friend jut gave the waiter a hard time. Sheeven asked if she could have half her money back scince she only ate half her food. Of course he said no. But anyways R&R! No flames please! Fire is my worst fear!NCB