How it should have ended
A/N - I know I should be working on The Phoenix Core, but this idea popped into my head and amused me enough I had to post it. How the final duel with Voldemort should have gone.
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"So it all comes down to this, doesn't it?" whispered Harry. "Does the wand in your hand know its last master was Disarmed? Because if it does . . . I am the true master of the Elder Wand."
A red-glow burst suddenly across the enchanted sky above them as an edge of dazzling sun appeared over the sill of the nearest window. The light hit both of their faces at the same time, so that Voldemort's was suddenly a flaming blur. Harry heard the high voice shriek as he too yelled his best hope to the heavens, pointing Draco's wand:
"Avada Kedavra!"
"Expelliarmus!"
The bang was like a cannon blast, when the smoke cleared, Voldemort was stood looking gobsmacked holding a rubber chicken. It let out a sad squawk and fell to the floor. The Great Hall was silent, noone even dared breathe until...
"That's for Fred you bastard!" Shouted George Weasley.
That broke the tension, and everyone broke out laughing. All of a sudden, with a loud pop, Voldemort exploded, burst into a thousand tiny wisps of smoke, and was gone..
Who knew that he was just a boggart all along?
End