"WHAT HAPPENED!" she screamed, "LOOK AT THIS BUNGLE! OUR HOUSE IS A MESS!"
Younger!Ladybug said nothing.
Until she decided to say something.
"I was nestled between these two drops of morning dew-" she began, but was interrupted by her mother.
"NESTLED IS USED INCORRECTLY! YOU CAN'T NESTLE YOURSELF IN BETWEEN DROPS OF DEW!" Older!Ladybug censured.
Younger!Ladybug said nothing.
Until she decided she wanted to say something.
So she did.
"Someone, incognito, decided to-"
"IT'S THAT GAUDY Younger!Grasshopper, ISN'T IT?"
"What?"
Older!Ladybug reiterated.
"No!" Younger!Ladybug screamed. "It wasn't her! You're only blaming her because you're a repugnant, bigotted old-"
Older!Ladybug fluttered her wings threateningly, and Younger!Ladybug shut up.
Until Older!Ladybug told her to continue.
"Well," now with a much quieter voice, "As I was sleeping between the two drops, mumblemumble came with a lunch-"
"A LUNCH YOU SAY? I BET IT WAS A FRUGAL LUNCH!" Older!Ladybug cried, "THAT STUPID GRASSHOPPER IS TOO STUPID TO GET ANYTHING BETTER; SHE'S SO STUPID SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT A PLANT IS ORANGE!"
Younger!Ladybug stopped herself from correcting her mother.
Until she decided to correct her anyway.
"They're NOT orange."
Older!Ladybug fluttered her wings threateningly and Younger!Ladybug flew away from the leaf.
She decided to stop under a mysterious yellow thing, and looked up to see that it was none other than a Spanish Chikeno Gigantino.
The Chikeno Gigantino looked down.
"What are you doing?" he asked her.
Younger!Ladybug flew away until she saw a nice, tousled object moving around with a pink blob, and a blond blob.
There was another blob on the side too, but Younger!Ladybug found that one too shiny so she didn't look at it.
Younger!Ladybug went down to the darker blob to see if it would be a good nest for her. Despite the fact that ladybugs really don't nest in hair. But this a story, so of course we can pretend.
Younger!Ladybug, who we shall now call just plain old Ladybug (since her mother will no longer be in the story anymore, basically making her a completely pointless character, but anyway, it doesn't matter since this a run-on KIND OF sentence but it shouldn't really count because it's in parenthesis), went down to investiage the black blob.
On first glance, it looked like another Chikeno Gigantino, and Younger!Ladybug was scared. But it wasn't really.
"Sauce-kay!" the blond blob boomed when it seemed like the black blob was lacking behind, "Let's go. The broom closet is empty We have to report to Iruka-sensei."
Except Ladybug felt something was extremely wrong with the dialogue, but she couldn't place it. But us, the very intelligent readers, can tell that it is physically, much less literally, impossible to have strikethroughs when we talk. But it's fiction, so that's okay too.
The two blobs separated from the pink and shiny blob. The pink blob moved closer until it molded with the shiny blob.
Ladybug was too scared to look at them since she would be blinded by the shiny blob. So she decided to follow the other two blobs.
Whom we shall now call Sasuke and Naruto.
Because of pure coincidence.
Naruto and Sasuke veer off into the forest. Ladybug is suspicious. What're they doing together? Ladybug didn't think it was possible for a Chikeno and a Blondo!Whisker to get together...
But, apparently she was wrong.
---- To be continued.