My ABC's of Naruto

A. abusive crazy monkey fox demon boy

B. bad ass Itachi! (yay I lurve him)

C. Killing, yes it starts with a C, BUT I DON'T CARE, hahaha I did use a C in yer face

D. Death in the forest during testing or what ever

E. EVERYBODY KILLING during the forest testing thingy or what ever

F. finger pointing when nerves because SOMEBODY wont get the nerve to go ask Naruto if THEY like em!. (HINATA!)

G. good vs. evil.

H. having constipation when trying to be Sasuke because he's a fagot

I. ice-cream, why? Because I lurve it!

J. jacking off… HEY you ALL know what the boys are doing behind scenes!

K. hehehe yes, killing, the murder of the Uchiha clan.

L. Love between Orichimaru and Kabuto! (a story I am writing in progress!)

M. Making Sakura feel like a little sissy girl THAT SHE IS! And I mean OH MY GOD she cut her hair! Big FUCKING deal!

N. never never land. A.K.A. drugs. YOU ALL KNOW THAT THE PEOPLE MAKING THIS STORY ARE TOTALLY ON SOMPIN! Don't juged me damnit!

O. Orichmaru. Enough said

P. for prick which is what Sasuke is!

Q. questioning Kakashi's face!

R. reeking of stench YA YOU SASUKE!

S. Sauske. -cough- FAG -cough-

T. TenTen. .small voice. I like her hair…

U. UCHIAH CLAN!

V. Vindicated! Because of Itachi why? I'm not sure…

W. Weasel BECAUSE that's what Itachi name means in Japanese. AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH WEASELS!

X. … what begins with 'x' that is related to Naruto? O! Xanadu meaning. beautiful place: an idyllically beautiful place. I love Naruto's world.

Y. Yep… .nods head. yep…

Z. for Zach… that's my cousins name… HEY I couldn't think of any thing else alright!

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Naruto: HA Sasuke is a Fagot!

Sasuke: I'm not, just because a Fan girl of my brother hates me doesn't mean I'm Gay Naruto.

Naruto shakeing his head: I never even saw that sighs.

Sasuke: I'M NOT GAY DAMNIT!

Sakura: I don't think your gat Sasuke-chan.

Me .hits Sakura.: Shut up hoe of course he's gay!

Sakura: Who are you?

Me .God like voice. : I AM THE ALMIGHTY WRITER I CAN MAKE ANYTHING HAPPEN!

Itachi pops out of no were.

Me: See I brought my love Itachi.

Itachi: I'm not your love!

Me: Your just in denial.

Itachi sighs : Yes dear.

Me: Good little Weasel back to your cage.

Itachi just stands there.

Naruto pointing : HAHAHA he's a weasel

Me: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH WEASALS!

Kakashi: What are you guys doing?

Me: Go away you stupid head.

Kakashi to Sasuke: Did she just call me a 'stupid head'?

Sasuke: ye-

Me: I did! And for the record I laughed when you got tortured by Itachi!

Kakashi blinks like and idiot

Sasuke: Shut up stupid girl!

Me: Itachi, kill your brother for me please.

Itachi kills Sasuke by blinking. I jump up and down like a freaky Japanese school girl.

Me: yay death of Sasuke!

Fan girls pop out of no where and maul my face off. Itachi tries to save me while Naruto like the simpleton he is, watches; and Kakashi and Sakura back off slowly.

Me yelling: that's it when I die your ass's are haunted!

Itachi dies with me for he is the sworn enemy of Sasuke and the freaky fan girls have been wanting to kill him for some time.

Narator: Tune in next week when the girl who wrote the story and Itachi go to heaven… ..cough.. I meant hell.

My ghost: GOD DAMNIT!