Dear Sasuke

Disclaimer: I do not own Sasuke or any other Naruto characters even though I want to. This is a Parody/Humor Story!

Sasuke was sitting in a dark room alone. "What the hell?" The light turned on and Sasuke sees he is in a black room. "Why am I here?" he asked. "You're in my room of torture. Sasuke-kun." I said from another room with cameras watching every move he makes. "Whatever? I'm leaving." He said as he went to the door and jiggled the handle. "hehehehe, The door is stuck Sasuke-kun. There's no way out." I said through an intercom. "so why am I here again?" "To answer Fan mail!" "Sorry, I don't do fan mail." "oh yeah, We'll see about that." "what are you going to do."

Kori Tatsu laughed. "I'll send in rabid Fan girls after you!." Sasuke's eyes widened. "You wouldn't." "I would." Kori laughed maniacally. "Fine. where's the first damn letter." "right here." It poofed infront of Sasuke. Sasuke looked at it and read it outload.

Dear Sasuke,

Why is your name Sasuke?

Oh and how powerful is Otogakures army? I'm in the Akatsuki and I've been assigned to get our ring back and kill the traitor.

Sincerely yours,

Ken Onshuu

P.S. Itachi says "Foolish little brother, you wouldn't have been captured and locked in a room if you weren't so weak… why are you weak? Because you lack… hatred… and what happened to your big ass neckband? All Uchihas must wear a neckband that covers at least their chin at all times, I even made them put a huge neckband on the Akatsuki cloak.

Oh and tell that Jinchuriki friend of yours to quit hanging out with powerful shinobi and make out job easier." Oh, Kisame says "hey Itachi's brother."

Sasuke: -eye twitches- It's Sasuke God Damnit! And for you information. It means Legendary Warrior. Also the Sound Village Army are weaklings. I'am thinking to come back to Konoha.

Kori: You are in Konoha.

Sasuke: WTF?! How?

Kori: I kidnapped you and brought you back!

Sasuke: why?

Kori: Cause you deserve to be here. Also because your friggin Sexy!

Sasuke: ...

Kori: -giggles-

Sasuke: dobe.

Naruto: pops out of nowhere. Hey Teme!

Sasuke: Why in hell are you here?!

Naruto: I came through the door.

Sasuke: I could of escaped. Damn it!

Sasuke: well anyways, to finish your questions, Onshuu. If you're in the Akatsuki, I want you to tell that Damn Itachi that I'am going to come after him! I'am not weak and I'am going to prove it! And I removed that neck band a longtime ago. And trust me, Naruto just gets in the way. Kisame kill Itachi for me.

Naruto: What the hell are you doing Teme?

Sasuke: None of your business Dobe.

Kori: Ok thats all for today! See ya next time!

Please Review and send in your questions! The next one should be out soon! And sorry if Sasuke is a bit OOC!

Kori Tatsu