A/N: Usopp and Luffy's friendship is so deep, yet, so lighthearted; it's the perfect amount of goofiness and seriousness that makes me love their friendship! That's why I had to write at least one story about them doing something goofy. Enjoy. :)
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece.
Nami grabbed the two "maids" by their ears, pulling them closer to her mouth as though to assure that her words would reach their brains. "One of you has to unclog the toilet..."
Usopp and Luffy glanced at each other, both understanding the unappetizing predicament quite equally. In unison, they gulped, knowing they couldn't go against Nami's orders; mostly because she was scary, but also because she was a very determined type of person. Even if they defied her, she would either beat them senseless or bring up a past debt they owed her. Finally, they sunk their heads in depression, defeated before even trying.
After letting go of their ears, Nami strutted over to the kitchen, requesting a fancy tequila from Sanji, who immediately agreed.
"Devil-woman." Usopp and Luffy said under their breath, their faces expressing obvious displeasure in their appointed task.
Usopp sighed, rested the side of his head on his right palm, and suggested a way to decide who would have to do the assumingly gross deed. "Rock, paper, scissors?"
The corners of Luffy's mouth lifted up at the idea of a fun game, and he instantly agreed, "Yeah, yeah!"
"All right... Rock... Paper... Scissors... Shoot!" Usopp shouted enthusiastically with Luffy, their fists falling close to the ground with quick, powerful thrusts.
Usopp and Luffy gasped a bit when they saw they both had drawn scissors. But the first draw didn't deter them, Usopp proposed a second time, then a third time, a fourth time, a tenth time... By this time Luffy was laughing his head off, spouting off how funny it was that they kept picking the same thing. Usopp even chuckled a little at the unconventional event.
"A-all right! One more time!" Usopp proposed again, stifling his laughter. Luffy nodded, and they started the game once again.
"The same again..." They said in unison when they saw they both had drawn paper.
The hilarity of the situation finally overcame them, and they guffawed, rolling all over the floor. Droplets of tears from laughing too much started to drip on the boards of the ship. Suddenly, an unfamiliar sound of two seemingly heavy feet marching toward them. They stopped laughing and looked up to where the source of the sound was coming from. Usopp's eyes popped out of their sockets, and he let out a muffled scream.
"What are you doing? The toilet is still clogged!" Nami asked, pointing to the location of the bathroom, showing obvious anger.
"Rock, paper, scissors. To decide who has to clean the toilet... But... We keep picking the same thing..." Usopp said, defending himself. Nami glared at the two of them, and supressed a laugh.
"Eh? Are you both idiots?" Nami asked rhetorically, and ended laughing a little anyway. "Anyway... Who's bright idea was this?"
"Usopp's." Luffy said immediately, even pointing at him to emphasize who the culprit was.
"EH?!" Usopp shrieked, sensing impending doom.
Nami focused all of her attention on Usopp, smirking quite evilly, "Then it looks like you will be cleaning the toilet~!"
Usopp gulped while Luffy laughed at Usopp's misfortune. Usopp turned to Luffy, his eyebrows knitting angrily.
"You're coming with me!" Usopp demanded, dragging Luffy being by his left foot.
"Eh!?" Luffy noised, upset.
Despite the fact that Usopp forced Luffy to help him, it was soon realized that Luffy did more harm than good in unclogging the toilet...