The Will of Sirius Black
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Hello everyone this is a oneshot on what Sirius's will could have said. Enjoy. I do not own Harry Potter.
I, Sirius Orion Black do declare all my wills before this one no longer legal and say that I am of sound mind (shut up Moony) and body (a real sexy one too shut up Moony!). First of all if my Godson Harry is not here then get his scrawny ass in here or someone show him this using a pensieve. Anyway I leave one Severus Snape 1.000 galleons. Snape even though I would occasionally insult you I do feel guilty about the things we did to you in school and would like to say Im sorry. I leave one Albus Dumbledore 30 galleon sized pieces of silver and a rope. If you wish to know why ask Hermione about the Bible and Judas. I leave the Malfoys one knut. I leave one Remus Lupin 20,000 galleons (Tonks Harry if he doesn't buy some new clothes then drag him kicking and screaming if you have to into a store and make him). And Remus find a girl to be with love her well and have a couple kids. I hereby reinstate Andromeda Tonks into the Black Family along with her daughter Nymphadora (Hah can't hurt me when I call you that anymore hah!).I leave one Nymphadora , Nymphadora, Nymphadora, Nymphadora (hah you can't slap me Im dead Tonks!) Continueing I leave her 20,000 galleons and a request that if Harry is still a virgin by now I ask you to either take it yourself or set him up with a girl to lose it with cause that boy needs to get laid. I leave one Hermione Granger 10,000 galleons please take care of Harry. I hereby name Harry the new Lord Black. And Harry Im guessing I died in battle or something and I want you to not blame yourself just live your life. Oh and sleep with many women for me ok pup. Thats all now give the nice goblin a tip for reading this with a straight face.
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Ok I know that was short but hey its the best I got so hit me with your best reviews.