A/N: Hey, I just found the lyrics to "Lady Marmalade" today on the internet, and spent a good part of the late afternoon trying to learn them. (Hey! I was bored!) So I thought, wouldn't it be great if a few of our favorite Zelda characters got 2gether as 'soul sistas' and sang this little song? I'm not sure if it's been done before, I never checked. ANYWAYS, this is my first songfic, and I'm not quite sure how to do them, so just bear with me PLEASE!! It's also in 'play' format, cause how else was I to get them to sing? So please r/r, and HOPEFULLY ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda and I don't own Lady Marmalade.
~*~SoUl SiStAs!!~*~
MALON: ::watching MTV. The Lady Marmalade remake is on:: Look at them!
ZELDA: What do you mean? I love that song!
MALON: So do I, but I think WE can do a much better job!
ZELDA: We?
MALON: Yeah, we! The soul sisters! Me, you,
ZELDA: Ruto, Nabooru...
MALON: Yes!!
::Six hours later, on stage wearing tons of makeup and panty hose with garters. Stage curtains open up to show Zelda, Malon, Nabooru, and Ruto sitting in chairs::
MALON: Where's all mah soul sistas? Let me hear ya'll flow sistas.
NABOORU: ::stands up; singing:: Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista. Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista.
EVERYONE: ::stands up::
NABOORU: ::singing::He met Marmalade down in old Mulin Rouge struttin' her stuff on the street. He said hello, hey Jo, ya wanna give it a go? Oh! Uh huh
EVERYONE: ::dancing, singing:: Giuchie giuchie ya ya dada!
NABOORU: ::singing:: hey hey hey
EVERYONE: ::singing:: Giuchie giuchie ya ya here!
NABOORU: ::singing:: here
EVERYONE: ::singing:: Mocha chocalata ya ya. Creole lady marmalade!
MALON: What what, what what.
NABOORU: ::singing:: Oh yeah
EVERYONE: ::singing:: Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir
MALON: ce soir
EVERYONE: ::singing:: Voulez vou coucher avec moi
MALON: yea yea yea yea
RUTO: ::Movin towards the front; singing:: He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up, Boy drank all that Magnolia wine, All her black satin sheets, suede's, dark greens yeah
EVERYONE: ::singing:: Giuchie guicie ya ya dada.
LINK: ::in the audience, to Daurina:: Wow, they're hot.
SOUL SISTAS: ::singing:: Giuchie giuchie ya ya here! OOh yeah yeah.
DAURINA: ::to Link:: and NOW you figure that out?
SS: ::singing:: Mocha chocalata ya ya
MALON: yea
SS: ::singing:: Creole lady marmalade! Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir
MALON: ce soir what what what
SS: ::singing:: Voulez vous coucher avec moi
MALON: ::rapping:: Yea yea uh. He come through with the money and the garter bags I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh We independent women, some mistake us for whores I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari Wear ideal shoes get love from the dudes 4 bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge!
LINK: Damn, Malon! I didn't know you could rap like that!
SS: ::singing:: Hey sistas, soul sistas. Betta get that dough, sistas.
MALON: ::rapping:: We drink wine with diamonds in the glass bottle, case the meaning of expensive taste. ::singing:: Ya wanna guichie guicie ya ya, come on, mocha chocalata, real lady marmalade.
GANONDORF: W-O-W...
MALON: C'mon. One more time now.
SS: ::singing:: MARMALADE!!! Lady MARMALADE! MARMALADE!!!!!
ZELDA: ::singing:: Hey! HeyA! HEY!! ::Doing her best Christina Aguliera impression:: Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth. Color of cafe au lait. Alright.
BOB: Sing it girl!
ZELDA: ::singing:: Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried, More
MALON: more
ZELDA: ::singing:: MoRE!
MALON: more
ZELDA: ::singing:: MOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!
MALON: uh uh uh uh
RUTO: ::singing:: NOW HE'S BACK HOME DOIN' 9 to 5!
NABOORU: ::singing:: Sleeping the gray flannel life.
ZELDA: ::singing:: But when he turns off to sleep, meheheeeeemmmmories creep, MOre
MALON: more
ZELDA: ::singing:: MORE
MALON: more
ZELDA: ::singing:: MORE!
MALON: more
SS: ::singing:: Giuchie giuchie ya ya da da
ZELDA: ::singing:: dadaea
SS: ::singing:: Giuchie giuchie ya ya here!
RUTO: ::singing:: Oooh
SS: ::singing:: Mocha chocalata ya ya. Creole lady marmaLADE!!!
DAURINA: Sing it, soul sistas!
SS: ::singing:: Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir
MALON: ce soir
SS: ::singing:: Voulez vous coucher avec moi
NABOORU: All my sistas, yea!
SS: ::singing:: Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir
LINK: Yes, Malon I do!!
SS: ::singing:: Voulez vous coucher avec moi
RUTO: ::singing:: Come on!
MALON: uh uh uh
::Music::
IMPA: zelda
ZELDA: ::singing:: ohleaeaeaeaoh
IMPA: ruto
RUTO: ::singing:: Lady Marmalade!
IMPA: malon
MALON: ::rapping:: hey. Hey! uh uh uh uh uh uh
IMPA: nabooru
NABOORU: ::singing:: Oohoh
IMPA: rot wailer babe
::Music::
IMPA: Misdemeanor here
SS: ::singing:: CREOLE LADY MARMALADE!!!!! OOOH YES-AH!
::45 minutes later, back at home::
BOB: Damn, Zelda, I didn't know you could sing like that!
ZELDA: Well, now ya know!
LINK: Yeah Malon, what ever happened to 'white girls don't rap'?
MALON: Who eva said that?
DAURINA: Ruto! Why don't you come home and meet my son...
RUTO: Well...
GANONDORF: And Nabooru! God, can you dance!
NABOORU: I know!
LINK: Hey! I got an idea! ::goes in huddle with Daurina, Ganondorf, and Bob::
::The next night, up on stage::
GANONDORF: Where's all mah soul broders? Lemme hear ya'll flow, broders.
LINK: ::singing:: Hey brothers, soul brothers, go brothers, flow brothers
ZELDA: ::to Malon, Ruto, and Nabooru:: Oh God, let's leave.
MALON: Right behind ya, soul sista!
::The End::
A/N: Well, that was interesting. Sorry if it wasn't that funny. It was a great way to learn the lyrics, though! Anyways, guess what? I'm learning how to play the guitar!!! I already can play the C chord, and all I need to learn is G, Dm, F, and G7, and I can play King of the Road!!! Aren't you proud of me? What? You're NOT? Oh, what the hell, have a good night and a pleasant tomorrow!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda and I don't own Lady Marmalade.
~*~SoUl SiStAs!!~*~
MALON: ::watching MTV. The Lady Marmalade remake is on:: Look at them!
ZELDA: What do you mean? I love that song!
MALON: So do I, but I think WE can do a much better job!
ZELDA: We?
MALON: Yeah, we! The soul sisters! Me, you,
ZELDA: Ruto, Nabooru...
MALON: Yes!!
::Six hours later, on stage wearing tons of makeup and panty hose with garters. Stage curtains open up to show Zelda, Malon, Nabooru, and Ruto sitting in chairs::
MALON: Where's all mah soul sistas? Let me hear ya'll flow sistas.
NABOORU: ::stands up; singing:: Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista. Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista.
EVERYONE: ::stands up::
NABOORU: ::singing::He met Marmalade down in old Mulin Rouge struttin' her stuff on the street. He said hello, hey Jo, ya wanna give it a go? Oh! Uh huh
EVERYONE: ::dancing, singing:: Giuchie giuchie ya ya dada!
NABOORU: ::singing:: hey hey hey
EVERYONE: ::singing:: Giuchie giuchie ya ya here!
NABOORU: ::singing:: here
EVERYONE: ::singing:: Mocha chocalata ya ya. Creole lady marmalade!
MALON: What what, what what.
NABOORU: ::singing:: Oh yeah
EVERYONE: ::singing:: Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir
MALON: ce soir
EVERYONE: ::singing:: Voulez vou coucher avec moi
MALON: yea yea yea yea
RUTO: ::Movin towards the front; singing:: He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up, Boy drank all that Magnolia wine, All her black satin sheets, suede's, dark greens yeah
EVERYONE: ::singing:: Giuchie guicie ya ya dada.
LINK: ::in the audience, to Daurina:: Wow, they're hot.
SOUL SISTAS: ::singing:: Giuchie giuchie ya ya here! OOh yeah yeah.
DAURINA: ::to Link:: and NOW you figure that out?
SS: ::singing:: Mocha chocalata ya ya
MALON: yea
SS: ::singing:: Creole lady marmalade! Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir
MALON: ce soir what what what
SS: ::singing:: Voulez vous coucher avec moi
MALON: ::rapping:: Yea yea uh. He come through with the money and the garter bags I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh We independent women, some mistake us for whores I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari Wear ideal shoes get love from the dudes 4 bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge!
LINK: Damn, Malon! I didn't know you could rap like that!
SS: ::singing:: Hey sistas, soul sistas. Betta get that dough, sistas.
MALON: ::rapping:: We drink wine with diamonds in the glass bottle, case the meaning of expensive taste. ::singing:: Ya wanna guichie guicie ya ya, come on, mocha chocalata, real lady marmalade.
GANONDORF: W-O-W...
MALON: C'mon. One more time now.
SS: ::singing:: MARMALADE!!! Lady MARMALADE! MARMALADE!!!!!
ZELDA: ::singing:: Hey! HeyA! HEY!! ::Doing her best Christina Aguliera impression:: Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth. Color of cafe au lait. Alright.
BOB: Sing it girl!
ZELDA: ::singing:: Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried, More
MALON: more
ZELDA: ::singing:: MoRE!
MALON: more
ZELDA: ::singing:: MOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!
MALON: uh uh uh uh
RUTO: ::singing:: NOW HE'S BACK HOME DOIN' 9 to 5!
NABOORU: ::singing:: Sleeping the gray flannel life.
ZELDA: ::singing:: But when he turns off to sleep, meheheeeeemmmmories creep, MOre
MALON: more
ZELDA: ::singing:: MORE
MALON: more
ZELDA: ::singing:: MORE!
MALON: more
SS: ::singing:: Giuchie giuchie ya ya da da
ZELDA: ::singing:: dadaea
SS: ::singing:: Giuchie giuchie ya ya here!
RUTO: ::singing:: Oooh
SS: ::singing:: Mocha chocalata ya ya. Creole lady marmaLADE!!!
DAURINA: Sing it, soul sistas!
SS: ::singing:: Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir
MALON: ce soir
SS: ::singing:: Voulez vous coucher avec moi
NABOORU: All my sistas, yea!
SS: ::singing:: Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir
LINK: Yes, Malon I do!!
SS: ::singing:: Voulez vous coucher avec moi
RUTO: ::singing:: Come on!
MALON: uh uh uh
::Music::
IMPA: zelda
ZELDA: ::singing:: ohleaeaeaeaoh
IMPA: ruto
RUTO: ::singing:: Lady Marmalade!
IMPA: malon
MALON: ::rapping:: hey. Hey! uh uh uh uh uh uh
IMPA: nabooru
NABOORU: ::singing:: Oohoh
IMPA: rot wailer babe
::Music::
IMPA: Misdemeanor here
SS: ::singing:: CREOLE LADY MARMALADE!!!!! OOOH YES-AH!
::45 minutes later, back at home::
BOB: Damn, Zelda, I didn't know you could sing like that!
ZELDA: Well, now ya know!
LINK: Yeah Malon, what ever happened to 'white girls don't rap'?
MALON: Who eva said that?
DAURINA: Ruto! Why don't you come home and meet my son...
RUTO: Well...
GANONDORF: And Nabooru! God, can you dance!
NABOORU: I know!
LINK: Hey! I got an idea! ::goes in huddle with Daurina, Ganondorf, and Bob::
::The next night, up on stage::
GANONDORF: Where's all mah soul broders? Lemme hear ya'll flow, broders.
LINK: ::singing:: Hey brothers, soul brothers, go brothers, flow brothers
ZELDA: ::to Malon, Ruto, and Nabooru:: Oh God, let's leave.
MALON: Right behind ya, soul sista!
::The End::
A/N: Well, that was interesting. Sorry if it wasn't that funny. It was a great way to learn the lyrics, though! Anyways, guess what? I'm learning how to play the guitar!!! I already can play the C chord, and all I need to learn is G, Dm, F, and G7, and I can play King of the Road!!! Aren't you proud of me? What? You're NOT? Oh, what the hell, have a good night and a pleasant tomorrow!!