Spontaneously combusting Tracey=lots of fun!!!
One day Ash Ketchum walked in his house. He flopped on the couch and turned on the TV. Suddenly, right in the middle of a battle between Mew and Mewtwo, the TV went blank. Then a girl in bellbottom jeans, and an army-print short-sleeved shirt appeared in front of the TV [me].
"What the?" said Ash, stupefied by the
girl's looks. "Who are you?"
"Misty Silverlight and I'm here to tell
you about the newest toy craze
sweeping the
nation!"
"Huh?"
"It's-drumroll, please- Spontaneously
Combusting Tracey!" Misty pointed over
to Tracey. He looked normal. Well, as
normal as Tracey can look, that is. Suddenly he...BLEW UP!!!!!!!!! KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!
"AUGH!!!!!!!" yelled Ash stupidly. He scampered behind the couch out of
fright. When he looked from behind the
couch, Tracey had re-appeared, completely fine. "What?"
"I told you, Spontaneously Combusting
Tracey!" Misty repeated hyperly. "Now, let's take a look at all these satisfied
customers!" she turned on Ash's TV. Misty flashed on the screen.
"I used to be unpopular and
friendless. Then, I ordered
Spontaneously Combusting Tracey. Now,
I'm the most popular girl in school! Thanks, Irwin!"
"Who's Irwin?" asked Ash.
"The company that makes spontaneously combusting
Tracey."
"Ooh." Ash looked back at the TV. Todd was now there.
"I used to be a dork who only knew how to
take pictures. ["He still is" said Misty.] Now that I have Spontaneously
Combusting Tracey, I'm a chick magnet!" He winked and women were all around
him.
"That is one of our hopeless cases. One more." She pushed a button and a very
clueless Professor Oak appeared.
"Huh? What am I doing here? One minute
I was having sex with Deliah and now I'm here." He grabbed a robe out of
nowhere.
"Woah! You were having sex with my mom?!" yelled Ash.
"Yeah, so?"
"Okay, forget him." Said Misty, turning
off the TV. She turned back to
Ash. "Now that you've seen all the
satisfied customers, would you like to buy a Spontaneously Combusting Tracey?"
"Not really."
"Wait, buy right now and I'll throw in
Spontaneously combusting Brock for free!"
"I still don't want to buy it."
Misty's face went bright red and flames
shot out from her ears. "YOU LITTLE TWERP! JUST BUY IT! WHO CARES IF YOU
WANT IT? BUY IT NOW!!!"
"All right, all right, how much is it?"
asked Ash, fumbling for his wallet.
"Only $25.73. Cash or charge only, please, no checks."
Ash paid her. Misty gave him spontaneously combusting Tracey and Brock and
teleported out of Ash's house. He sat
there, looking as stupid as ever. Suddenly, both Tracey and Brock blew up at the same time.
KABOOM!!!!!!!
Ash was thrown from his couch into oblivion and that was the last time he would ever order anything from people that randomly appeared in his living room.
The End!!!
Disclaimer-for once I thought I could get away without putting this here.
A/N-the
inspiration for this little monster cam from the fic entitled "Tracey goes
Kaboom" by a certain author whose name I can't remember right now.
Now, please review. I'm off to drink ten more cans of Mountain
Dew!!!!!! Watch
out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bye byeeee!!!