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Fucking hell… why dad ? Why did you make me come here ? Oh right, cause DJing is only a hobbie and plus this doesn't cost any money… I would pay to be in someone else's room though, Kimmy Jin is a massive pain in m yass. Whatever… Just one year and I'm out of here. And he'd better keep his promise about this ! And what the hell is the deal with all this acapella bullshit over here ? « It's all from our mouths » she said. Well, talk about inuendos… As if that aca-blond bitch near miss bubbly did a good job at selling her shit… Why am I even thinking about this ? Focus Beca… this mix isn't gonna mix itself ! Now, what would go well with Titanium … ?
My dad couldn't piss me off more if he tried… that dude Jesse ? Same thing. Even Luke is getting on my nerves ! I mean, first, dad, let me do my thing, I'm here, just be happy about it, don't push it. Second, Jesse, if you don't like my piercings, fuck off, and what person tries to hit on a girl by basically telling her that maybe she'd be more attractive if she changed her appearance ?! Ugh… piss off… And finally, mister the King of the radio station, how hard is it to remember a name ? There are, like, four of us in there, seriously… As you can see, I'm pretty much on edge right now, so a shower sounds like music to my ears…
« You shout it out, but I can't hear a word you say… I'm talking loud, not saying much… » Yes ! Warm water, perfection… « Ricochet, you take your aim… »
« You can sing ! » A slightly familiar voice makes me jump out of my skin. What the fuck is that redhead doing here ?! « How high does your belt go ? » she asks, stark naked like everything is totally normal.
« My what ? Oh my God… » I let out, trying to cover myself. Geez, has she never heard of boundaries ?
« You have to audition for the Bellas. » she states in all seriousness.
« I can't concentrate on anything you're saying until you cover your junk. » I tell her, feeling as awkward as one could possibly feel in that situation, but she completely ignores it and keeps on talking.
« Just, consider it ! One time, we sang back up for Prince, his butt is so tiny that I could hold it with like… one hand. » she says, half winking while I'm desperately trying to cover my naked self with the curtain, but she makes my shampoo bottle drop and now I'm gonna have to bend over to pick it up… Shit. « Ooops. » is all she says. Has she got no limits or something ?
« Seriously ? I am nude. » I inform her just in case she might be able to take a hint, but she keeps talking and I'm really starting to wonder if this is something she often does…
« You were singing Titanium right ? » she asks.
« You know David Guetta ? » I wonder, slightly surprised and giving up the idea of her leaving any time soon.
« Have I been living under a rock ? Yeah. This song is my jam… » she says and I'm not sure I got it right… « My lady jam. » she adds. Yep, defenitely got it right ! God, I don't even know her name, and yet I know what gets her off… Weird.
« That's nice ! » I answer sarcastically, facing the wall to hide my blush. So what ? I'm not the kind of person to talk about these stuffs, especially with a stranger.
« It is, this song really builds… » she trails off and, not unappealing images come to my mind… No ! Beca ! Get your shit together ! This is gross !
« Gross… » I reply, albeit not so truthfully but hey, she's the one showing off her goodies, I'm not to blame here !
« Can you sing it for me ? » she asks biting her lower lip slightly. Oh Gosh, is she really asking me that ? Christ, I can't handle that… defo can't…
« Dude, no ! Get out ! » I tell her, now deeply embarassed.
« Not for that reason ! I'm not leaving here until you sing, so… » she informs me, putting her hands on her hips and sighing deeply. I wait a few seconds just in case but she doesn't budge, and not that I don't appreciate the view, but might as well get it over with… So I slowly turn around and start singing, trying to look anywhere but at her, although when she harmonizes with me, we make eye contact and for the rest of the song, I get lost in her baby blues, kind of forgetting the setting. I say kind of because, well, who could possibly forget that a crazy hot chick is completely naked, in the shower, right in front of them ? Exactly. No one. By the end of the song, I gotta admit I am pretty much turned on, and when she smiles at me, I find myself smiling back. But then I can't keep my eyes from looking down and play it off as embarassement.
« Oh right… » she says as if remembering the context as well. « I'm pretty confident about… all this… » she states, motioning towards her body.
« You should be… » I reply, coming out as a simple statement but truthfully, I really think that she has EVERY right to be. She just nodds enthusiastically and hands me my robe with a cute smile. And I seriously need to stop thinking about her as 'cute' or 'hot' and to do so, she needs to go away !
« I still need to shower… » I mutter, not really convincingly because part of me kinda wants her and her amazing body to stay, but then a guy comes and compliments me about my voice with his… junk dangling freely and all of a sudden, I'm completely turned off. « Thanks ! » I let out harshly. He just nodds at the redhead who seems to just recall that she had first come her with him and follows him out shouting at me that she'd see me at auditions.
What the hell just happened ? I'll tell you what just happened, you just lusted over some personal-space-invader redhead who made you sing with her, stark naked in the shower. You're still lusting over her Beca, as a matter of fact. I think I'll hardly be able to forget that body anytime soon…