Author: Laura Stewart ((a.k.a Vaughn & Sark lover))
Disclaimer: Alias isn't mine so don't sue me!
Summary: This is my attempt at humor. It is only an attempt.
Feedback: I would adore you forever!
[Everyone is sitting around the table at SD-6, including Sark]
Sydney: I don't know weather or not KG-B operatives will be in Moscow. I mean in my last few missions they have been there.
Slone: Well-
[Sark interrupts & Sydney starts to twitch]: May I handle this Arvin?
[Slone nods at him, grinds his teeth and says under his breath]: little *****
[Sark ignores Slone's mumbling and Sydney starts to twitch again]: anyway it is my belief that KG-B will leave this one alone. You will be perfectly safe. [Looks lovingly at Sydney and she winces]
Slone: that's your answer Sydney. All you need to do is get a few codes from the military base there. [Waves his fingers] Bye-bye now!
[Sydney walks out of the room looking confused. Sark hands her a small note][Sydney opens it] ~Sydney, Meet me at the point Sark~ [Sydney scoffs and heads out to her old busted up car]
[Up at the point. Sydney drives up, seeing Sark already there][Sydney gets out]
Sydney: How did you get here so fast? The meeting only ended like.three minutes ago.
[Sark only shrugged and walked up to Sydney][He handed her a small black box]
Sydney: what's this? [Suddenly looking suspicious] What're you trying to do?
Sark: Just open it [smiles almost insanely and kneels down on one knee]
Sydney: [looks even more confused, opens the box and picks up the . engagement ring.a 25,000 dollar engagement ring that was inside.]
[Sark, still on one knee]: Sydney will you marry me?
[Sydney projectile pukes on Sark ((he is wearing his new Armani suit)) then to everyone's surprise]: yes Sark, I will marry you.
Sark: [jumps up childishly] Whoo-hoo. [Whisks Sydney up in his arms, they jump into his convertible and drive off into the distance]
Now there's an ending NONE of you expected. Ok, sorry please review. Flame if you want. Please remember this is only my ATTEMPT at humor and it's probably only funny to me.
Disclaimer: Alias isn't mine so don't sue me!
Summary: This is my attempt at humor. It is only an attempt.
Feedback: I would adore you forever!
[Everyone is sitting around the table at SD-6, including Sark]
Sydney: I don't know weather or not KG-B operatives will be in Moscow. I mean in my last few missions they have been there.
Slone: Well-
[Sark interrupts & Sydney starts to twitch]: May I handle this Arvin?
[Slone nods at him, grinds his teeth and says under his breath]: little *****
[Sark ignores Slone's mumbling and Sydney starts to twitch again]: anyway it is my belief that KG-B will leave this one alone. You will be perfectly safe. [Looks lovingly at Sydney and she winces]
Slone: that's your answer Sydney. All you need to do is get a few codes from the military base there. [Waves his fingers] Bye-bye now!
[Sydney walks out of the room looking confused. Sark hands her a small note][Sydney opens it] ~Sydney, Meet me at the point Sark~ [Sydney scoffs and heads out to her old busted up car]
[Up at the point. Sydney drives up, seeing Sark already there][Sydney gets out]
Sydney: How did you get here so fast? The meeting only ended like.three minutes ago.
[Sark only shrugged and walked up to Sydney][He handed her a small black box]
Sydney: what's this? [Suddenly looking suspicious] What're you trying to do?
Sark: Just open it [smiles almost insanely and kneels down on one knee]
Sydney: [looks even more confused, opens the box and picks up the . engagement ring.a 25,000 dollar engagement ring that was inside.]
[Sark, still on one knee]: Sydney will you marry me?
[Sydney projectile pukes on Sark ((he is wearing his new Armani suit)) then to everyone's surprise]: yes Sark, I will marry you.
Sark: [jumps up childishly] Whoo-hoo. [Whisks Sydney up in his arms, they jump into his convertible and drive off into the distance]
Now there's an ending NONE of you expected. Ok, sorry please review. Flame if you want. Please remember this is only my ATTEMPT at humor and it's probably only funny to me.