This is a recording. I don't own X-Men Evolution characters. This is a recording….
Pointless Phone Insanity Reigns
"So that's like your new cell phone Kurt?" Kitty asked. "Cool."
"Yah," Kurt said showing it off. "The professor got it for me."
"Hey I gotta go to class," Kitty left the shade under the tree where they were sitting. "See ya."
"Bye Kitty," Kurt waved. The phone rang. "Vas? Who is it?" He asked.
"Yo Fuzzball! Wazszup?"
"Toad how did you get this number?" Kurt snapped.
"I have my methods," Todd smirked.
"What do you want Toad, other than driving me crazy?"
"How did you know? I was just hopping around and I got bored."
"That line is as stinky as your outfit!" Kurt snapped. "You must steal from fine dumpsters everywhere!"
"Yeah well your clothes make a statement: "'I have no taste!'" Todd remarked.
"Speaking of taste, why don't you go catch some flies?" Kurt snapped.
"I just thought I'd nibble on one of the fleas that live off your ugly hide," Todd said. "You certainly could spare a few."
"Oh yeah, this from a guy whose looks could only win a prize at a dog show!"
"Well you'd know about that. You look really good. For roadkill."
"Looks aren't everything. And in your case they're nothing!" Kurt snapped.
"Hey appearances can be deceiving, or in your case disgusting!"
"You're the one who's disgusting Toad! You wart farm!"
"Fuzzball!"
"Slimeball!"
"Fur for Brains!"
"Cobweb Head!"
"Flea Farm!"
"Pond Scum!"
"Fur Fiend!"
"Drool Fool!"
"Hey Fuzzy, did you forget your leash?" Todd asked.
"Did you forget to take a bath, for the past two years?" Kurt retorted.
"Aw is somebody jealous that a certain Valley girl hasn't been paying much attention to him? Or that he got dumped by Tabby?" Todd mocked.
"This from America's Least wanted! And you're not going to bait me Toad! I'm nobody's fool!" Kurt snapped.
"Well then maybe someone will adopt you," Todd quipped.
"That's it! I hate to say good bye, but in your case I'll do it gladly!" Kurt shut off the phone. It rang again. "Toad is that you again?"
"No this is the Prize Patrol. Congratulations! You've won our Dork of the year contest!" Todd laughed.
Kurt growled and shut off the phone, which promptly rang again. "Hello?" He asked.
"Hello this is F. Flea Bailey, confirming my reservation," A funny voice spoke. "I'd like a room just below your shoulder blade, with a view."
Kurt shut off the cell phone. It rang again. "What?" He snapped.
"Kurt! Please be more civil on the phone," Ororo spoke sharply.
"Oh sorry I just…" Kurt started.
"Never mind, just tell the others to come home right away," She said. "See you later."
"Wait Storm!" Kurt shouted. But she hung up. The phone rang again. "Storm?"
"Wrongo Fur for brains!" Todd chirped. He made a raspberry.
"TOAD!" Kurt shouted.
"Mr. Wagner!" Principal Kelly came outside. "You are supposed to be in class! Not fooling around with your cell phone!"
"But…" Kurt protested.
"I'll take that!" Kelly took his cell phone. "Come to my office after school!"
"Aw man!" Kurt went inside with Kelly. He did not see a certain person hiding in the tree snicker after him.
"Nothing like reaching out and touching someone!" Todd laughed.