XD This is pure crack, I'm tellin' ya. Me and my friend Katie decided to do a short crack thingy with Naruto and Neji so we conjured up this baby. I did the first line, and then Katie took over. They're totally OOC'ed and that's what makes it HILARIOUS. : Read, rate and enjoy.
"Neji-kun…" A hand was placed on the Hyuuga's shoulder as he swung around. "What are you doing here?" It was Naruto. "N-N-Naruto-kun!!" Neji blushed.
"Yo, yo, yo! Waz up my home G." said a blonde haired ninja pimp who wore an orange money sign baggy hoodie that had slightly covered his eyes and a pair of deep blue dangerously low pair of pants. His teeth gleamed gold in the strobe light of the club ceiling. Neji felt embarrassed because all he wore was his regular kilt instead of his nice kilt.
"Yo, Hugga, I wanna talk to you." Naruto walked over to his limo and opened the door for his new friend. Neji suddenly yelled, "STRANGER DANGER!! I NEED AN ADULT!! HELP!!"
"Shut up and get into the damn car."
Neji uncomfortably stepped in and saw shag rugs, seats and a giant portrait of Naruto and what Neji thought were Naruto's friends (guys) wrestling in a hot tub. "Nice picture." said the unknowing ninja.
"Thanks. You'll be next."
"Huh?"
"Oh nothing…Nothing at all."
The Hyuuga backed into the bottom and suddenly the lights got dim and a disco ball came out of the ceiling and "I'm Too Sexy" came on. "How intriguing." said the long-haired ninja.
The pimp pulled out some drinks and offered some to his next victim-um! I mean 'friend'. But before he handed it off to the ninja he put some white powder into one glass for the unsuspecting shy Neji-kun.