Galaxy Police Officer Kirra, Controller of the Peace in the Galaxy of the Milky Way was not happy. At all.
"Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!" She yelled at her computer, using words that seemed to big for her short self. "Why wont that new special accelerator work, dammit?! What goddamn good is a new fucking engine if is doesn't fucking work?! ARGH!! You think I'm going to wait around for Mihoshi and her triple-goddamned partner Kiyone to help?!"
"Miss Kirra, I do not believe that those words are located in the Galaxy Police Dictionary—Would you care to enlighten me? Is this some new language?" The computer asked curiously.
"No, goddamn it, goddamn you, goddamn what ever IDIOT made this fucking machine!! Answer my question, now!!"
"It has a broken electrical communicator. It isn't any good. I don't know how the hell you are supposed to find him. Maybe he is in the underworld, as suggested. And no." The computer blinked open a series of files as it spoke, looking for nearby ships.
"Can we fix it?" Kirra asked, a little more calmly, trying to regain control of herself. I'm 1,600 years old, she reminded herself. No little kid. I can't let my temper go. Still, it was a close thing. She was just out of the Galaxy Police Cadet, having ended only 150 years ago. Very young, by Earth standards, in fact, only the equivalent of a 15 year-old.
"No."
"Well, then…what…are…we…supposed…to…fucki-- to do?" She amended hastily. She brushed a blonde hair off of her scared and sweaty face. Blue eyes blinked away tears.
NO! She yelled at herself. I am NOT a WIMP! I can DO THIS!! After several months of living with her, the older recruits at Galaxy Police Headquarters had realized that she had quite a temper and would act upon it. They hadn't really believed her to be a threat at first because of her tenancy to cry from anger- they had taken this as a weakness. Well, she'd shown them, Kirra thought with an evil smile. She could still remember the beatings she'd gotten from older officers, stronger and with the advantage-they hadn't been chained, like criminals, for fighting. Even still, she'd knocked quite a few out, and gotten a reputation for being a troublemaker. What else was she supposed to do? Sit around while the 'stronger' men attempted to rape her?
The officers had ignored this story-some had even taken it as a suggestion. She growled and clenched her hands into fists in hatred at the thought of one of them-and she only knew that he was considered a 'respectable' high official. Grrr, damn him. She'd taken him too lightly, under-estimated him. One second, he was calling her a bitch, god-dammed whore, bastard, freak…and the next thing she knew…well, she'd paid for her mistake dearly. He had seemed like so many other cowards she had beaten. All talk and no show. Damn him.
She returned her attention to the computer. "…We should probably wait for Mihoshi and Kiyone. They can take us to a repair shop." The computer hummed as it worked.
"WHAT?!?! NO WAY AM I WAITING FOR THEM!!"
"I'm afraid you'll have to. There is no chance of reaching a repair shop in this condition."
"Grrrrr…." Kirra growled angrily. "Wait…What planet are we by? Do they have a repair shop?"
"This is Earth." The computer explained as a picture came up. "It is a rather primitive society…barely into space. No shop."
"Damm-Darn it. Can we move at all?"
"Not far."
"Fine. We'll wait. I can't believe this can happen with that criminal around here…the…the Dark…Master or something. It would be just our luck to be caught by him. I'm going to rest, so tell me when they come."
"Yes, Miss Kirra."
~
"Where are they?" A dark voice whispered from the shadows. "How far?"
"Not far now, Master. We will soon be there."
"Good. Then ready the weapons. Don't kill her right away. I wish to show her something before she dies."
"We will not fail you, Master." There was a scuffling of feet and the swish of clothing as two beings bowed in unison and left.
"I hope that you will not…for your sake."
~
BZZZZZZ….The alarm on the computer consol rang.
"Whaaa?…" Kirra asked sleepily.
"Miss Kirra, a ship is approaching very quickly. It may be Mihoshi."
"Oh, good, about time. Contact her, please, computer."
"Yes, ma'am….What? Oh, ma'am, they've already sent us a message."
"Well, put it on the screen!" Kirra said, irritably. A face appeared on the screen-well, a hood that covered a face in shadow. Uh-oh. Kirra gulped. This wasn't Mihoshi.
This was the Dark Master.
"Well, well, what do we have here?" He asked in a freakishly evil voice. "Seems to me that you're in over your head now, Miss Kirra."
Kirra gasped in shock. The Master laughed evilly. "Oh, yes, I know your name, girl. I know all about you. I've heard that you were a great trouble at the academy." He leaned towards the screen and Kirra thought she could see some hair—so blonde that it was almost white, grown long—behind his hood. "Lets find out how much fight you really have."
The screen flickered off and, almost instantaneously, Kirra saw a large ion blast head toward her. She screamed.
"Computer, fire back!" Another ionic blast shot out, from her ship, meaningless compared to the first shot. The other ship swerved.
"Computer, take up to Earth!!" She shouted desperately.
"But, Miss Kirra, then we won't have any fuel left…"
"I don't give a damn!! JUST DO IT!!" The ship reluctantly shot off towards the Earth. "And when we get there, just blast right through into the atmosphere!"
The ship turned, angling itself to drop onto the atmosphere. "Almost there, almost there, almost there…" Kirra chanted wishfully.
Another message was coming through. "Oh, hello again, Kirra. You seem to be in some trouble." The Master's face loomed in the screen, "I'm going to kill you now, but before I do, I want to show you something. Only a few people have seen my face, and you are going to meet them all."
He reached a hand up to his hood. What? Thought Kirra. Suddenly, with one swift pull, he yanked the hood off his head.
Kirra took one terrified look at him and screamed. "No… noo… no… please, God…not…not…you…"
He laughed. "And now…you will die."
Another ion blast struck her in the side, and the ship tilted into the atmosphere of Earth. It fell down…down… Kirra screamed again, then the ship blew up in her face.