The Story From the Lowest Point, On the Dark Side of Hell
AN: This story takes place a little while after Harry and Ron locked Crabbe and Goyle in the broom closet. Harry and Ron are making their way to the Slytherin common room, while meanwhile, back in the broom closet ...
Goyle and Crabbe had just waken up. They were still very drowsy though. When they noticed that the other one was sitting next to them, they both broke into grunted questioning. Shortly there after a nasty side effect of the sleeping potion set in. Unfortunately, the potion had been accidentally miscalculated and both Crabbe and Goyle were feeling a bit more horny that usual.
Crabbe turned sharply to Goyle and whispered "Let's make love" to him. Goyle reached out and touched Crabbe's arm. They both practically jumped on each other. Shredding their clothes off like animals on attack, they ripped and pulled on the clothes till there was nothing left. Crabbe shoved Goyle to the floor and the tow of them joined. They became one mass of animal like flesh. Shouts were coming from both of their mouths as they became oblivious to anything happening.
This is when Harry and Ron come back and hear the muffled pounding from the closet. What they were hearing was Goyle banging his fist upon the closet door as he lay there.
Crabbe and Goyle then dressed themselves in what was left of their clothes and couldn't look at each other. They only remembered bits and pieces of the previous events, but a part of them actually wanted to remember. They both pushed hard on the door and it finally opened. They returned to the Slytherin common room and went strait to their room. They lay down on their own beds and were totally quiet until Draco came in. "What are you doing sitting up here all by yourselves?" He asked suspiciously. Crabbe and Goyle both grunted his question off. "Well if that's all you're going to say, then I'm going to sleep." Draco said, sounding very annoyed. When they were sure that Draco was asleep, Crabbe and Goyle both leapt to the floor, one on top of the other. "I'm sorry, but I think I'm gay, and I need you." Said Crabbe. "I love you." Replied Goyle. And they made love through the night.
Plot Twist!!!
Now let's say out sleeping beauty, Draco, wasn't really sleeping. So Draco goes and tells the whole school what happened that night. Everyone goes crazy talking about it. Meanwhile, Crabbe and Goyle are in Dumbledore's for violating the 'No inappropriate or sexual happenings on school grounds' rule. But of course Crabbe and Goyle get off and do the same thing again that night.
I'm sorry, but this is where, I, the author, leave you to yourselves. I hoped you enjoyed my story to some disgustingly revolting level of mass animosity. See in the world of fire at the center of the earth, I'll be waiting for you. Haaa Haaa Haaaaa.