Alrighty guys! I just finished writing this cute little on-shot for TheRammbler! I loved her idea so I decided to make this for her! I know it's kinda short, but it's really funny. I hope everyone enjoys it!
Disclaimer: GCL does not own any of the characters in this fanfic. Not even Masaki. I got his name and appearance off of another anime I watch. (Amazing, by the way. :P Lol!)
I, Mister, Am A Lady!
'It's a wonderful morning! Birds are chirping, bees are singing, the river is babbling along down the rocks... And I'm in the city where it's impossible to hear all of it!' Chichi screamed in her head. She had a perfectly normal day planned. Since Goku had been off training with his "buddies," Chichi had decided to have a perfect day at home. However, the phone call from Bulma ruined all that.
'The nerve of that woman! Why should I have to come out of my comfortable environment just to have a cup of tea? I'm perfectly capable of making tea at my house. Oh well... I'm all the way out here, I may as well make the most of it.' Chichi leaned against the light pole on the corner of J. Lane and waited for Bulma. She had no clue where the coffee shop she wanted to meet at was so Chichi just agreed to meet her at the bookstore she frequented.
"Really, Bulma! Is it too much to ask for you to be punctual for once?" She cried out. The streets were mostly empty but the few people passing by turned to give her a funny look. She had put on one of her best outfits; An adorable button down shirt with wings embroidered on the back (Her own creation!) and a pair of beige pants that hugged her hips.
Chichi never dressed like this, but apparently the coffee shop they were going to had a dress code of sorts.
"Excuse me," A nice, crisp voice called out. Chichi turned to look and had to fight away the urge to fan herself.
There was a wonderful looking man... He looked to be in his early twenties, the same age Chichi was, and he wore a blue button down shirt with black khakis. What captured Chichi the most was his eyes. He had the most gorgeous ice-blue eyes. His eighty watt smile stood out among his lightly tanned skin and golden-brown hair. It was long enough that he had bangs, but not so long that it looked messy.
Chichi realized she hadn't answered the man after a moment or so of staring and snapped to attention.
"Y-yes! May I help you?" She stammered. The man chuckled. He tilted his head a bit and smiled once more.
"I thought so. You're more beautiful up close than through a bookstore window." His creamy voice just seemed to go on forever. Chichi giggled and even blushed a bit. She hadn't been hit on by a man since Yamcha had talked to her back when she was young! The man's eyes flickered with something Chichi couldn't identify so she didn't even worry about it.
"My name is Masaki. May I ask what a beauty such as yourself has for a name?" He picked up her hand and kissed the back of it, causing Chichi to blush even more, while making her smile brighten.
"My, what a beautiful name. My name is Chichi." The man smiled roguishly and kissed her hand once more before placing his other hand on top of hers. He walked up beside her and came very close to her ear before asking his question.
"Well, Miss Chichi, how much would you charge for one day together? We can go sight seeing, have a cup of coffee... And then maybe after I take you to dinner, we can enjoy a nice desert at the Hotel of Love..." Chichi's eyes narrowed and as she ripped her hand away. He moved back a bit to see her face and she punched him in the nose. He fell back and clutched at his face, groaning in pain. Chichi glared daggers at him as she walked over beside his face and stomped on his gut.
"I, Mister, am a lady! A married lady at that! How dare you invite me to do such horrid things!" She stomped on him one more time before turning and walking down the street. Bulma pulled up beside her.
"Hey Chichi! You ready to go get that tea?" She smiled brightly. Chichi frowned as she got in the car.
"Forget tea. I need a beer. Find me a bar!" Bulma's eyes widened as she began driving down the street.
"Now? At ten thirty in the morning?" Chichi just sighed.
"You would not believe the morning I've just had."
OWARI!
*Aha... I couldn't resist the part about Chichi needing a drink. She's such a rational person in the show, I just wanted to make her a little fun! :D
Well, I just want everyone to read and review! Tell me if you like it or not.
Oh yeah! And if I get some real good positive feedback, I'm thinking of making a second chapter. The next one will be about Goku getting hit on! If you would love to see that, just let me know! :D
*Luvies, GCL!