A/N – Dribble Drabble is a challenge that takes place once a week on the Twin Exchange Forum (see profile for links and information). Every Monday/Tuesday, depending on your location, a new quote from the Harry Potter books or movies is posted and anyone is invited to write a drabble in response to what the characters could or should have said in that situation. Each chapter is a different quote, so hop on over the forum if you feel like giving it a go!
Dribble Drabble
Chapter 1
"My dear Professor, I've never seen a cat sit so stiffly." Dumbledore, Pg.9, PS.
Author: Grande.Vanilla.Skim.Latte
Stiff Cat, Stiff Hat
"My dear Professor, I've never seen a cat sit so stiffly." Dumbledore smiled down at the feline beside him, her face looking up at him shrewdly in the moonlight.
"May I say Albus, that I have never seen your hat sit so stiffly either." Transforming, she pursed her lips, eyeing his towering hat that pointed unnaturally skyward.
"You like it? I placed a body bind on Fawkes for easy storage … just incase I needed him," The Headmaster informed her happily. The witch was about to respond when a bright light appeared and a large motorcycle began to descend from the sky.
Author: WeasleyForMe
Balls of Yarn
"My dear Professor, I've never seen a cat sit so stiffly," Dumbledore casually mentioned to the head of Gryffindor House as she transformed into her human shape in front of the Dursley residence.
Professor McGonagall stood just as stiffly next to him, chin held high. "I suppose you take me for the sort that would prance about with a ball of yarn?" she questioned huffily.
"Of course not, my dear Minerva," he responded, not bothering to conceal his amused smile. "No, obviously not a ball of yarn, but perhaps a rubber mouse?"
Author: Book Mad TJ
I'm Not the Only One
"My dear Professor, I've never seen a cat sit so stiffly," Dumbledore casually mentioned hiding his smirk as the witch beside him transformed back into human form.
Minerva McGonagall looked around the empty moonlit street as if to make sure no one was spying on them before replying (Blushing as she spoke) "Well I'm not the only one whose 'stiff ' tonight" While speaking glancing down towards his pants that were hidden underneath his colourful robes.
"My, my Mini what a naughty girl!" Dumbledore said his bright blue eyes twinkling.
Minerva pursed her lips sexily before licking them and saying "My house or yours?"
Dumbledore smiled and said "What about the my office? We've never tried there before."
Minerva smiled as she moved towards Dumbledore, as she reached him, Dumbledore put his hand around her waist and they both apparated away, completely forgetting about little Harry Potter.
Author: Book Mad TJ
Slipped
"My dear Professor, I've never seen a cat sit so stiffly," Albus Dumbledore told Minerva McGonagall after she had transformed back into her witchy self.
Minerva pursed her lips in annoyance before replying "Well you would be stiff too, if you had spent the night before with Severus. Oh sorry, I forgot you have no idea what I'm talking about as your still a virgin!"
Minerva gasped and put her hands over her mouth horrified by what she just let slip to one of the most powerful wizards in the world.
Albus also stood there shocked, unable to say anything, nobody had spoken to him like that in over fifty years!
They both stood in an uncomfortable silence, Minerva sweating waiting for Albus to speak, but was saved when a bright light appeared and a large motorcycle descended towards them from the sky.
Author: Grande.Vanilla.Skim.Latte
Outward Appearances
Albus Dumbledore approached the cat, standing proud on the garden fence and smiled, "My dear Professor, I've never seen a cat sit so stiffly,"
The cat did not respond, so he tried again, "Come now Minerva, I am not that late ... you see Mundungus was having a few celebr-"
"Headmaster? You do realize you are talking to a lawn ornament?" A clipped voice choked behind him. Professor Dumbledore turned and smiled at his favourite Transfiguration teacher and began his conversation all over again.
Author: Mistymist
Unmentionables
"My dear Professor, I've never seen a cat sit so stiffly." Albus Dumbledore observed as he made his way towards number 4 Privet Drive.
Suddenly a very stern looking woman appeared beside him looking for all intents and purposes to be removing her undergarments from her unmentionable area.
"You would be to Headmaster if you had, had a fence post stuck up your derriere for 6 hours too" she did not look happy about this at all.
The headmaster's brow furrowed and an unpleasant shiver ran up his spine "Indeed" he muttered before returning his attention to the night sky.