I wished I hadn't agreed to this. I'm wearing a mop on my head. I'm wearing Ivan's coat, and the scarf.

Outside, hell beckons.

Well. Not exactly.

"Big brother… let me in! Big brother…"

Nails scrape down the door and I fervently hope it holds. Belarus will kill me if she finds out it's me here. Ivan's over at my house.

I pray the door holds. Because I'm not Ivan. I'm Canada.

And Belarus will tear me apart.