While everyone was asleep, Effie wandered out into the dining room on the train.
She began stroking the table, where Katniss had stabbed it.
"My poor baby Mahogany...i'll protect you...i'll look after you"
The Mahogany table began to sob and caressed Effie's wig " I love you scary clown lady"
Effie stared deeply into the table's face and whispered "I love you too Mahogany. With all my heart."
The table took Effie's chin in its leg and pulled her towards its top. Effie pursed her lips and slobbered all over the table lovingly. Mahogany slobbered back.
Ten minutes later Haymitch walked in to see Effie on top of the table, dry humping it and screaming "Oh that is SOOO MAHOGANY"
Haymitch slowly backed away, and ran into his room