I'll make a Deatheater out of you.
I don't own the Harry Potter universe or anything belonging to Disney.
Blame the muse that attacked me at 3am and wouldn't let go for this. Set to the tune "I'll make a man out of you" from the Disney version of Mulan.
At a meeting for all of his followers, Voldemort stood up to make his usual announcements. How he wanted everyone to kill, torture and pillage. Suddenly music started from nowhere and Voldemort started singing.
Voldemort;
Let get down to business to kick some bums
Did they send me weirdoes when I asked for scum?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
You know I'll make a Deatheater out of you
Tranquil as the forest that we hide within
Once we find the target the fun's about to begin
You're a spineless pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
You know I'll make a Deatheater out of you
Draco; I'm never gonna get through this!
Yaxley; Say goodbye to those who knew me.
Crabbe; Boy was I a fool in school for cutting charms.
Bellatrix; This guy's got us scared to death.
Snape; Hope he doesn't see right through me.
Lucius; Now I really wish I knew how to dodge!
Chorus (Voldemort):
(Be a Deatheater)
We must be swift and dodge the Aurors
(Be a Deatheater)
With all the force of a giants blows
(Be a Deatheater)
With all the strength to start the spell fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the runes
Voldemort;
Time is racing towards us till Harry Potter arrives
Head my every order and you might survive
Draco, you're unsuited for the rage of war
So Avada Kedavra, all done, you're through
How could I make a Deatheater out of you?
Chorus (Voldemort):
(Be a Deatheater)
We must be swift and dodge the Aurors
(Be a Deatheater)
With all the force of a giants blows
(Be a Deatheater)
With all the strength to start the spell fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the runes
Chorus (All):
(Be a Deatheater)
We must be swift and dodge the Aurors
(Be a Deatheater)
With all the force of a giants blows
(Be a Deatheater)
With all the strength to start the spell fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the runes!
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