On the first day of Chrismukkah the Cohens gave to me, an invitation to their party.

On the second day of Chrismukkah the Cohens gave to me, two smeared bagels and an invitation to their party.

on the third day of Chrismukkah the Cohens gave to me, three comic books, two smeared bagels, and an invitation to their party.

on the fourth day of Chrismukkah the Cohens gave to me, four champagne glasses, three comic books, two smeared bagels, and an invitation to their party.

On the fifth day of Chrismukkah the Cohens gave to me, Five Golden Cheese sticks!, four champagne glasses, three comic books, two smeared bagels, and an invitation to their party.

On the sixth day of Chrismukkah the Cohens gave to me, six take out boxes, Five Golden Cheese sticks!, four champagne glasses, three comic books, two smeared bagels, and an invitation to their party.

on the seventh day of Chrismukkah the Cohens gave to me, seven cups of coffee, six take out boxes, Five Golden Cheese Sticks!, four champagne glasses, three comic books, two smeared bagels, and an invitation to their party.

On the eighth day of Chrismukkah the Cohens gave to me eight candles, seven cups of coffee, six take out boxes, Five Golden Cheese Sticks!, four champagne glasses, three comic books, two smeared bagels, and an invitation to their party.

on the ninth day of Chrismukkah the Cohens gave to me, nine bottles of Vodka, eight candles, seven cups of coffee, six take out boxes, Five Golden Cheese Sticks!, four champagne glasses, three comic books, two smeared bagels, and an invitation to their party.

on the tenth day of Chrismukkah the Cohens gave to me, ten balboa bars, nine bottles of Vodka, eight candles, seven cups of coffee, six take out boxes, Five Golden Cheese Sticks!, four champagne glasses, three comic books, two smeared bagels, and an invitation to their party.

On the eleventh day of Chrismukkah the Cohens gave to me, eleven Bait Shop tickets, ten balboa bars, nine bottles of Vodka, eight candles, seven cups of coffee, six take out boxes, Five Golden Cheese Sticks!, four champagne glasses, three comic books, two smeared bagels, and an invitation to their party.

On the twelfth day of Chrismukkah the Cohens gave to me, twelve wrapped gifts, eleven Bait Shop tickets, ten balboa bars, nine bottles of Vodka, eight candles, seven cups of coffee, six take out boxes, Five Golden Cheese Sticks!, four champagne glasses, three comic books, two smeared bagels, and an invitation to their party!