Dear Harry Potter,
Hello! This is Shannon Rebholz and Nicole Jones. We are you BIGGEST FANGIRLS EVER. And we mean ever.
Before our question, we would like to congratulate you on your heroic defeat of Voldemort.
We would also like to congratulate on your getting-back-together with Miss. Ginny Weasley. Good for you!
Now, it is time for our question.
Will you, Harry James Potter, do us the honors, of deflowering us?
Now, we know what you probably are thinking, 'No way!' But think of all the possibilities of taking away our virginity!
We could do it with you anytime you want!
We would be incredible… trust us… incredible.
You never have to speak to us again!
Now, care to be our special one?
Sincerely,
Shannon Rebholz
Nicole Jones.