Chapter 1 A Sad Emo's Wish
It was a regular day for Shadow The Hedgehog.People were giving the look he hates,they looked at him like he's some kind of monster.He headed to one of his hangouts.All that were there were emos."Hey look it's Shadow." "All hail the Emo King." "Thank you my children," Shadow said."So Shadow,you have any poetry you'd like to share?" "Darkness,eternal flame from which I draw my strength.Your kiss is thine and sweet," Shadow recited.His emo subjects loved his new poem and applauded."So Shadow,when will we make our move and have emos rule?" "What?" he asked.He remembered he came there drunk one night and ranted to them about taking over,about an age where emos rule."Some other night,I'm not feeling up to it right now," he said."Very well,we can wait."
Shadow continued to walk around when he met up with James Earl Jones."James Earl Jones?" "Shadow?" "Hey," Shadow said."Hey Shadow how's it been?" James asked."Not so good.A lot of people gave the look,they looked at me like I was some kind of monster," Shadow said."Well I'm blind so I can't give you that look,but even if I did have my sight I wouldn't see you as some kind of monster," James said."Thanks," Shadow said."Well,would you look at that,in a few days the planets will be aligned.What a magical event it is.They say if you're in the ray that emits from the event you're wish will come true.It only happens every thousand years," James said."I thought you couldn't see," Shadow said."True,but I can feel it happening.Well,be seeing ya," James said and left."Hm,I only have to wait a few days then I can wish to be somebody that everybody loves," Shadow thought.
The next day Shadow found an Eggman robot and took it out no problem with his Chaos Lance.Some more showed up but Shadow won't have any problem."It doesn't matter how many of them show up,it won't heal this emptiness I feel," he thought.The robots shot bullets at him but he just skated to avoid them."Chaos Lance!" He shot all of them with his power.
The day after that Shadow went to see Stardust and enjoyed it.He like a lot of people thought Sean Connery was in it but it turned out he wasn't.Next he went to a mountainous region to gather his thoughts.
The day when the planets align is now,but they won't align till nightfall,so Shadow will have to find something to keep him busy(though he doesn't know when they'll align yet).He went to an abandoned place somewhere in Texas and decided to look around.The mine had nothing particularly of interest.He came to a sector in the mine where there were no carts.He found a rare alloy in the sector,amalgam.He found no use for it so he left.
Shadow met up with James Earl Jones again."Hey James," he said."Hey Shadow,the planets will be aligned tonight and I just know it's going to be magical," James said."See ya." "See ya." Once again a lot of people Shadow passed by were looking at him like he was some kind of monster.
It was nighttime and Shadow was at a forest near a mountainous region.The planets were near their alignment."I wish I was somebody everybody loves,that way people wouldn't look at me like I'm some kind of monster," Shadow thought.The planets aligned perfectly and a lime green ray shot from Mercury to Venus to Mars to Earth and Shadow was in it.The ray also hit the reat of the planets(and Pluto).It felt like the whole planet was spinning around Shadow.He legs grew longer and they started turning human-like.It stopped at his crotch where the fur there turned into the middle part of black pants.His pants elongated.His shoes grew to a mens 10 1/2.His arms got all human-like and his chest fur turned into a black shirt.His quills turned into spiky hair and his face is now human-like.However something felt wrong."What?" His feet turned into a womans size 4 and his shoes turned into black high-heels.His pants tore off and in their place he was wearing some sort of one piece swimsuit-like clothing.His shirt tore off and so did his gloves.A bunny-eared hairband appeared on his head.His hair lost it's spikiness and grew long and lipstick appeared on his lips.I will now be referring to Shadow as a she from now on.Shadow was shocked at she had become and passed out.
I know this first chapter isn't very good but trust me it gets better in the next chapter.