~~Someday somewhere in the world at someplace there was a World Meeting being held about that thing that happened… You know what I'm talking about right? It happened… somewhere….

America:Ugh… Here we are again at another World Meeting…

What's Iggy going on about today?

Oh it's that thing… That thing again? Really? Haven't we had enough of that thing?

.

..

I'm hungry.

"Hey, Iggy…" I should speak louder "Iggy listen to me!"

England: *clears his throat and stares daggers at America.* Can't he see that I am talking? What does that idiot want? "Excuse me America, please stop being a git and shut your trap. As I was saying, this thing has become a major problem and if we don't stop that thing then that thing with take over and if that thing takes over then…"

America: He ignored me…

"Hey Iggy come on. Stop talking and get me some food. I'm hungry!"

~Somewhere in the back of the room Hungary whispers to Turkey …

Hungary: "Wait, he's Hungary? I thought he was America?"

Turkey: "Maybe if we give him a Turkey he'll know what country he is?"

Greece: What's that jerk Turkey whispering over there about? They're making fun of someone? Who…. *mentally yawns* America? Hm, they are… Oh I have a good one… "Hey we should put Greece on that turkey…/yawn"

Russia: I can't concentrate with them whispering over there? Oh they're making fun of America? Fufu, I think I should join in, da? "Ok but if your Russian you'll burn it, da?

Iran: Wow, does America ever stop? Maybe I'll make fun of America with Turkey and them… "It's OK guys, Iran to the kitchen and turned the heat down."

Spain: Ahhh they're making me hungry… "It 'spainful how much I want a turkey now…" Oops did I say that out loud? Oh well it was funny, that's all that counts… Right?

Finland:"It's ok guys I'm Finnish!"

Canada: I wonder if they'll hear me if I say something? "Canada-ck be served with it?" Yes.. They did. I'm happy…

America: "Ahahahahaha~ I don't know bro, Alaska chef for you!"

Everyone: Typical America, doesn't know we're making fun of him…

Zurin-san: I don't even know what to say about this story... I hope you like it though it came to me while my baby brother was being bathed :3

Riri-sama: I helped too O3O

Prussia: Why the hell isn't the awesome me in this?

Zurin-san: ...teehee?